Never watch the spoop channel at 6:66 ppm: Difference between revisions

So there I was munding my own business as I shit the bed, when my davorite show came on, "Patsy Hunters", *they always nail it to the fall guy*. Little did I know my 512 inch 32k uuuuhhhhhd quantum ray cybernetic alexa television was haunted. The screen was so ~~<s>lifelike~~</s> ghost like (the brand name Ghosts Good should have been a hint I guess) that I couldn't tell where the monitor ended in the thick fog rolling in.