Nightmare on Sesame Street: Difference between revisions

Mario and Sonic were actually honestly just having a kitty fight. It seems fucking stupid, but who cares it’s supposed to be a silly and stupid movie. Honestly, I find Mario and Sonic silly gooses, as a war was happening, yet they had a kitty fight while the citizens watched in shock, they’re big fat pussies.

 

 

Godzilla used his tail to protect himself from King Kong, which caused him and Batman (in his indestructible Batmobile) to fling on a skyscraper. King Kong died, but Batman hit Godzilla with his bat grenade. Godzilla got super pissed, and crushed him against the wall. The pressure fucking killed both Batman and Godzilla.

Donald Trump of all people saw that Velma and Shaggy from the Scooby Doo franchise became black or some shit all of a fucking sudden. “What the fuck, looks like I’m back with my duties from when I was president,” he raged, and he wanted to deport the voice actors for being part of such a bad show.

 

 

The battle was epic and legendary, with good guys, bad guys, and explosions, but there had to only be one winner. The winner was EVIL PATRIXXX, (hyperrealistic and with blood all over him) who threw a frozen condom filled with Diet Coke and Mentos gum at the ghost penis, and he beat Mario and Sonic up to death with a dirty diaper. Declaring victory, he said, ”it's the end of penisization as we know it”! And as the legend goes, whenever he wins, he stabs himself to himself to death for him to be cloned, which happened.