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They got the boombox and started playing the soundtrack of The Sesameits National Anthem. “We are The Sesameits, we fight for loyalty in the world," they sang. ”Oh god, we're going to die,” exclaimed one of henchmen, ”no we won't, as long as we do our chant," said Godlys. ”Heil Godlys, kill all The Sesameits, for the things they did,” Godlys and his henchmen chanted, while The Sesameits continued their anthem.
“We're clearly massively outnumbered, so bombs launch out of my man-vagina,” exclaimed Caillou. The bombs killed all the henchmen in the battle. ”No,” said Godlys, ”I can't lose, I got to walk up to them and kill them,” he continued. So he went, still walking as drunk and high, and The Sesameits tripped him with a fucking string! “Oh, losing doesn't seem fun, I think
So, the ghosts come out of Godlys making the reveal that it's Elmo’s sentient cock, Jim Henson, Frank Oz, Mr. Rogers, Mr. Hooper, Firebunneh, and Uncle Jack. Most of them scolded The Sesameits for their actions throughout the film. Firebunneh said that he did this because they killed him right before Sesame Street's premiere. But Elmo’s wiener was very pissed. ”You guys cut me off my owner, I'm going to war with you and kill Caillou," screamed Elmo’s cock. ”Elmo, do something, if you side with us, he will,” everyone said, "fuck no, I side with my manhood, you jackasses deserve this shit,” Elmo said after smoking more marijuana.
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