Nightmare on Sesame Street: Difference between revisions
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So, the ghosts come out of Godlys making the reveal that it's Elmo’s sentient cock, Jim Henson, Frank Oz, Mr. Rogers, Mr. Hooper, Firebunneh, and Uncle Jack. Most of them scolded The Sesameits for their actions throughout the film. Firebunneh said that he did this because they killed him right before Sesame Street's premiere. But Elmo’s wiener was very pissed. ”You guys cut me off my owner, I'm going to war with you and kill Caillou," screamed Elmo’s cock. ”Elmo, do something, if you side with us, he will,” everyone said, "fuck no, I side with my manhood, you jackasses deserve this shit,” Elmo said after smoking more marijuana.
So there became the battle, Elmo and his sentient ghost penis vs everyone else. Eventually Big Bird finally got a line by saying, ”angels are singing, oh my lord, it's Chuck Norris, he's back from heaven he's the best thing ever, oh shit he just kicked Elmo in the balls, which it's weird he has balls but no cock”. Then
Joker got all pissed that he was left with no manhood. So he decided to blow up the world. Shaq went to save the world and beat up the button.
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Godzilla took a bite out of Goku harder than the Smurfs did it when Smurfette moved to their village. But Abraham Lincoln tried to stop him by grabbing Optimus Prime’s body to kill Joseph Stallion. But Adolf Hitler threw Godlys to stop Abe. “Yay I’m alive again, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK, ow,” Godlys said before dying.
Soon, Godlys needed some cheering and climbed up an electric fence for it. “I know, I’ll go to Cheer Bear, he’ll cheer me up :),” Godlys stated. But Cheer Bear, and Barney the Dinosaur, mauled Godlys to fucking death. Godzilla went and destroyed Optimus Prime but felt something hurt like hell. It was Indiana Jones, who whipped Godzilla’s motherfucking cock!
Godzilla went and thrown a boomerang, which hit Godlys and fucking sliced his head off. Chuck Norris came back to the scene and kicked Godzilla in his balls. Which caused so much pain, that Norris killed him. Godlys came back alive, but Chuck knew how to kill him forever. Chuck crushed Godlys’ cock into his ass!
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