Nightmare on Sesame Street: Difference between revisions
Added much more to the battle part and more to the post credit part. I also made the ending, while still anticlimactic, memorable and funny so it doesn’t ruin the Trollpasta.
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(Added much more to the battle part and more to the post credit part. I also made the ending, while still anticlimactic, memorable and funny so it doesn’t ruin the Trollpasta.) |
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“We should file a missing report, Gordon,” Arthur said, ”fuck no,” said Peppa Pig. "I don't want those annoying bitches here,” she continued. ”Oh, shit they're gone, but at least the only annoying ones I'll deal with are Baby Bear and Abby,” Gordon said, not realizing Elmo and Caillou arrived, like a dumbass. ”SHIT DICK ASS MONSTER! SO FUCKING CLOSE! THEY ALSO HEARD ME BITCHING LIKE A FUCKING HYPOCRITE!!!!” Gordon yelled, finally losing it after over 54 years of holding his anger. He threw a vase making his cat get scared and run.
“I can’t fucking take this shit anymore, give me something or I’ll cause a great big massacre,” Cookie Monster screams. Gordon gives him a pipe filled with meth. Cookie Monster dances happily while smoking it.
Then, it showed Jafar and King Sombra, now friends again? But soon they have another falling. “Turning the Earth into a giant chocolate chip cookie is such a funny trolling move, I can't wait to do my mischievous tomfoolery,“ King Sombra said. "Uh, no it's my idea, therefore it's my mischievous tomfoolery, quit saying everything good is because of you,” Jafar pointed out. Officially, they're enemies again!
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Chuck randomly blew Shrek and Kim Kardashian up. Elmo smoked more marijuana, which pissed Chuck off, so he blew him up! Snuffy got all scared and drank a whole glass of cum, so Chuck blew him up too! Unfortunately, this was too much explosions for heaven to handle, and it fucking exploded, I saw blood! It shows Norris in hell with The Count (dressed up as the devil) saying, “well, it’s going to be a hell of a time counting how many explosions you did.”
Cookie Monster came back looking like a fucking ghost of a puddle, and he was all stuttery and shit. “I need a reward for being in this condition, I’d rather kiss and fuck a fucked up rat’s ass with shit all over it,” Cookie Monster bitched. While Elmo screamed, “go to hell fatass,”, Gordon didn’t respond again and gave him another meth pipe. Rather than dance happily, he laid all depressed and shit. The pipe in his mouth even danced depressingly.
Suddenly, Elmo threw a shitton of knives. The only thing that stopped him was when Big Bird, or as I want to call him, Bitch Bird, used his size to push Elmo into a building and breaking it. Kermit saw the scene and said, “ooh, I don’t like this shit one bit, nah, fuck this shit, I’m falling off,” before falling 18 stories to his death.
Godzilla took a bite out of Goku harder than the Smurfs did it when Smurfette moved to their village. But Abraham Lincoln tried to stop him by grabbing Optimus Prime’s body to kill Joseph Stallion. But Adolf Hitler threw Godlys to stop Abe. “Yay I’m alive again, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK, ow,” Godlys said before dying.
Soon, Godlys needed some cheering and climbed up an electric fence for it. “I know, I’ll go to Cheer Bear, he’ll cheer me up :),” Godlys stated. But Cheer Bear mauled Godlys to fucking death. Godzilla went and destroyed Optimus Prime but felt something hurt like hell. It was Indiana Jones, who whipped Godzilla’s motherfucking cock!
Godzilla went and thrown a boomerang, which hit Godlys and fucking sliced his head off. Chuck Norris came back to the scene and kicked Godzilla in his balls. Which caused so much pain, that Norris killed him. Godlys came back alive, but Chuck knew how to kill him forever. Chuck crushed Godlys’ cock into his ass!
Honestly, the entire fight scene made me question what the fuck kind of shit I was writing, I mean reading. But, Jeff the Killer’s knockoff, Bleff the Biller came to fight Jeff and get all the attention.
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They talk to Dex Dogtective about what they should do to make him happy again. “Dex Dogtective, what the fuck is Dex Dogtective of all shitty things doing here,” I thought, “what is this, a crossover episode?” Dex Dogtective gave them a surprise tool that’ll help them later, which turns out to be a transgender surgery scalpel.
Mickey gave up on the balloon search and explained to Pete that he's only upset because he's uncomfortable with his body. Then Pete claimed to actually be a fucking beautiful lizard woman stuck in the body of a fat cat and that's why he's pissed off all the time. And he went under the knife and shit, I don't know. It was fucking weird as shit! I don't understand why Pete would want to be a woman - or a lizard for that matter
Anyways, after the credits, which were basically a memorial for everyone who was involved in a shitty movie, played there was a post credit scene. Jafar and King Sombra, who are friends again, finally did their plan. But a giant ghost of Cookie Monster came and said, ”wow, a giant cookie just for me,” and ate up, "yay, yummy cookie,” he said. Which caused Jafar and King Sombra to have another falling.
“You’re next, Squidward Tentacles,” Jafar said. “What, how did he know my name, a lost episode creepypasta cliche,” Squiddy stated. “Oh my fucking god, he fucking killed Godlys again,” Stan Marsh screamed. “You fucking bastard,” Kyle Brofloski responded as he beat King Sombra up off screen. And Eric Cartman says, ”that's all folks”!
(Continues typing:) Something about this film after made me jump off the building and run home, it’s just that it felt like I was abused and tortured, rather than watching a horrendous “film”. In hindsight, I shouldn’t have done that, and thought before I acted, I could’ve died. After, I went to WVIA to talk about this horrendous movie, and they apologized. “Sorry, fellow worker, Godlys, we had an employee back in the day named Troy Bobber who made those god-awful shit, he got fired once the episode about Elmo's Uncle Jack’s death, because he made that ‘film’, we don't know why he had Frank Oz a ghost, as he's still alive,” the CEO pointed out.
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Me: FUCK NO!!!! Don’t kill yourself with that shit. Try rat poison instead! (I give Cookie Monster the rat poison and he drinks it, turning into a naked and 300 pound version of Kanye West.)
Kanye: Damn, what a blast! (He goes into his Ferrari and Elmo (smoking marijuana) and his penis ghost frolic back to Sesame Street. Cookie Monster randomly comes to the scene with another pipe and happily dances back. I confusingly wave to them till they fucking leave.)
(Suddenly, I randomly decide to piss on the electric fence I climbed. I, of course, die and go to hell.)
The Count: Well, you acted like a bastard in this shitty Trollpasta by escaping death multiple times. Did you?
(You throw your brain and whatever you used to read this away.) You: What the fuck kind of shit did I just fucking read?!
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