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Player was a young old boy. He received the name because of his fascination with video games. But his favorite of all games were Nintendo games. Mario, Pokémon, and the legend of Zelda. You name it he played it. Even though he played video games most of his life, he wasn't a social outcast. In fact he was one of the most popular students at his school. He got good grades and was very athletic. He was well known among in his community as the best gamer ever. He won tournaments after tournaments from Pokémon to the legend of Zelda. He was a good kid and all with the help of his favorite characters. He was able to talk to these Nintendo characters and with their help he made successful choices and became popular. But on occasion he would hear voices. Not from Mario or Link or Red. Not from the princesses or other lesser known characters. Voices of darkness. Growls and hisses from the well-known turtle, King Koopa. His voice filled with anger and sadness.
 
Player was a young 21-year-old boyman. He received the name because of his fascination with video games. But his favorite of all games were Nintendo games. Mario, Pokémon, and the legend of Zelda. You name it he played it. Even though he played video games most of his life, he wasn't a social outcast. In fact he was one of the most popular students at his schooluniversity. He got good grades and was very athletic. He was well known among in his community as the best gamer ever. He won tournaments after tournaments from Pokémon to the legend of Zelda. He was a good kid and all with the help of his favorite characters. He was able to talk to these Nintendo characters and with their help he made successful choices and became popular. But on occasion he would hear voices. Not from Mario or Link or Red. Not from the princesses or other lesser known characters. Voices of darkness. Growls and hisses from the well-known turtle, King Koopa. His voice filled with anger and sadness.
The voice tries to persuade Player to do hideous acts that only mortal kombat can provide. But with his heroes on his side he banishes the thought of these acts of hatred and continued with his life. One day after school Player came home. He went to look for his mother until he found a note. It was from his mother. It said
 
The voice tries to persuade Player to do hideous acts that only mortal kombat can provide. But with his heroes on his side he banishes the thought of these acts of hatred and continued with his life. One day after schooluniversity Player came home. He went to look for his mother until he found a note. It was from his mother. It said
 
I will be working late tonight so I won't be here by 12. I tried to call Marcly but she was too busy. I trust that you could take care of yourself so I decided not to call Grandma. I bought McDonalds for your diner and told the neighbors to keep an eye on you. If anything bad happens please call me.
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He had dreams of sex ever since. If his favorite characters did it should he. His heroes always told him to follow them. So should he. Then Link came. He looked at me with cold eyes. He told him he wasn't ready. That he couldn't do it. Link left before player could yelled at him. "He's not the boss of me" he told himself.
 
The next day Player marched to schooluniversity still holding onto the words Link said. It made him crazier and crazier like badly poisoned Wailord. He couldn't stop thinking about it. It looked good. His heroes did it. What more was left. Then a hand reached his back. Player turned in shock but was relived he saw Marcly. Marcly laughed at my reaction and started up a conversation with him. "So Player how are you". He only managed to shrug with his shoulders. She laughed again and continued. "Sorry for not hanging out with you for a while. I had some family business," Player thought about the videos he saw. He looked up as he saw Marcly. He saw something in her that he never saw before. Beauty. He visualized her naked but immediately banished it from his head. "Since we never played with each other for a long time I decided to give you this" Said M.
 
She handed Player a ticket. Her famous Do What You Want ticket. The tickets allowed me to do anything he wanted and she could not refuse.  He had several tickets that she gave. He would only use it when he wanted to play multiplayer video games and other childish games. He smiled and said thanks. She replied with "You're a good kid" and a kiss on the cheek. It was the first time the kiss meant something.
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"Okay" he replied. Marcly walked into the room. Player couldn't look at her but saw her reflection on the blank T.V. She was in a bra and her underwear. "Could she really?" thought Player. It was then Marcly said sorry. She continued to talk but Player had zoned out. Mario Link and Red were standing in front of him. Red looked away as if he was disappointed with me. Link threw his sword in his rage. Mario stood there looking at him. "Don't do it. Please stop. This is your last chance."
 
"I...I…I..." Player stuttered
 
"Let him" A voice said. The voice didn't belong to Red, Link or Bowser. He was lost until the T.V turned on. Player turned around to see if Marcly had noticed. She didn't see the T.V turn on and continued talking. Player went back and focused all his attention to the T.V. All he saw was a R. It didn't take him long to figure out who it was. The leader of team rocket, Giovanni. His face popped up on the T.V with a deadly grin. Even though he was a villain his voice is soft and gentle. "Player, do what you want" he said then left. The other characters also left but begged Player to stop. 
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"So I heard you had a fun night yesterday."
 
"I…II...I..um" His mother's hand cuts the sentence short. "I'm sorry Player I just couldn't keep it." said Marcly. She started to cry even more. "Player you and Marcly are forbidden to see each other again. I will be also taking your games as
 
well as the computer." Player was in a rage. He was about to shout back but realized it was no point. Besides it wasn't his Moms fault or Marcly's. It was the heroes that he had once worshiped. Who else taught him these hideous acts of misery? Player ran upstairs at the thought of his heroes. In his room he ripped the posters and threw his games.
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