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Nnobeleks is Skelebonn's evil twin, who gives children their wishes in horrifyingly gruesome ways. He is the universe's most non-creepy, and nice animatronic.
Nnobeleks decided to travel the world after being thrown out of his home, so he went to Russia where his sister had previously taken over. He ended up giving free magical items, that would let the users do things like kill people, make people fall in love, or bring the dead back to life. After no one bought the TIME MAGI, one of his books, he used it to travel in time. he went to 10 BC, or the year negative 10 (His favorite number.) He befriended some humans, but they betrayed him and eventually tried to murder him. He was able to escape back to year 3041 (his birth year) after that.
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When meeting Fexy, he was the only one able to tame him. Take Fexy to him in any emergency, he will calm the little bastard down in no time. It's a fucking miracle, man.
==Interview with Nnobeleks==
'''Ms. Teel:''' So, what's with you and lemons?
'''Nnobeleks:''' I simply find them appealing. The sour taste feels somber, and the juice reminds me of the bitter hate Skelebonn feels towards me. Or maybe, I'm just being over-poetic, and lemons aren't really as sad as I make them out to be.
'''Ms. Teel:''' What is a Magi?
'''Nnobeleks:''' Ah, yes. I've been waiting for this. A Magi is a type of special book, that allows you to alter reality. They all do different things. For example, in the Life Magi, if I wrote down 'Rabbit', a rabbit would be summoned in front of me.
'''Ms. Teel:''' How to you regard your sister?
'''Nnobeleks:''' I do not wish to answer that.
'''Ms. Teel:''' Why do you have to mutate anyone you grant wishes of?
'''Nnobeleks:''' I DO NOT WISH TO ANSWER THAT, PLEASE.
'''Ms. Teel:''' Do you love anyone?
'''Nnobeleks:''' PLEASE STOP. I CAN'T CONTROL THIS ANYMORE, I--
'''[DATA EXTERMINATED]'''
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The interview then ended.▼
If Skelebonn invades your home, call 533-5000. It will summon Nnobeleks (And Charles Pittman.)
▲The interview then ended.
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