No More No More Heroes: Difference between revisions

I never expected something like this to happen. It all started normally enough, buying a game off the internet for memories sake, but then it turned into a normal gamer’sgamer's worst nightmare.

It was offering a No More Heroes game for only £10. I was shocked. Why would somebody charge a tenner for a game that’sthat's worth at least £20? But it seemed genuine enough, but after looking at it for a while, I decided to reject it, purely because I didn’tdidn't believe somebody would charge so little for such a good game.

I immediately saw that I was wise not to buy it straight off. The cover had been removed from the box, with only a crude sticker with ‘NMH’'NMH' written on it. And I also noticed that the actual game was on a CD-ROM rather than the actual disc. But I relaxed, and figured, “What’s"What's the worst that could happen?”", and I slotted the disc into my computer.

The second it started, I knew it was a bootleg. After I selected my difficulty level, instead of playing the starting cutscene, I saw Travis getting stabbed violently by Henry, you know, the final boss. But rather than cutting Travis’Travis' head off or something like that, Henry took out a long Irish hunting knife that bore a resemblance to the one hanging on the wall above my dining table and mutilated Travis’Travis' body to the point of it being completely unrecognisable.

But as he lay dying, Henry let out a laugh, identical to the one that sounded in Magus’Magus' theme tune in Chrono Trigger. He stood back up again, laughed again, and spat what must have been acid at Sylvia and the two officers. Their faces seemed to melt as they screamed in a very unnerving manner. Henry the looked right at the screen and muttered, “You’re"You're next, you son of a bitch.”"

Since then, I have never tried to get the game since, and when the second game came out, I simply remembered how Henry lay after he eventually died, a demonic smile on his face…face...

''Written {{by |Rmatth2''}}