No More No More Heroes: Difference between revisions
m
→top: replaced: … → ...
No edit summary |
m (→top: replaced: … → ...) |
||
(5 intermediate revisions by the same user not shown) | |||
Line 1:
I never expected something like this to happen. It all started normally enough, buying a game off the internet for memories sake, but then it turned into a normal
It all started, with buying one of my favourite games of all time; No More Heroes on the Nintendo Wii. I had lost my copy of the game in an accident earlier in my lifetime, so I was hyped as hell to get a new copy. But while I was surfing Amazon, a pop-up came onto my screen.
It was offering a No More Heroes game for only £10. I was shocked. Why would somebody charge a tenner for a game
About a week later, the game came in the post.
I immediately saw that I was wise not to buy it straight off. The cover had been removed from the box, with only a crude sticker with
The second it started, I knew it was a bootleg. After I selected my difficulty level, instead of playing the starting cutscene, I saw Travis getting stabbed violently by Henry, you know, the final boss. But rather than cutting
His red jacket had been torn and the shreds were stuffed in his mouth. His left arm had about seven deep scratches across it, staining the tarmac of the motel parking space, and all that remained of his right arm was a few shreds of flesh and a bleeding stump. But his face was the real spectacle.
Line 21:
It seemed that Henry was trying to jump out of the way in ten different directions. He was almost torn in half by the bullets, and what was left of his body was riddled in holes. It all looked so real, I could almost smell the gunpowder.
But as he lay dying, Henry let out a laugh, identical to the one that sounded in
Since then, I have never tried to get the game since, and when the second game came out, I simply remembered how Henry lay after he eventually died, a demonic smile on his
{{by|Rmatth2}}
Line 34:
[[Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!]]
[[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]]
{{Comments}}
|