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I fapped furiously to the beginning cutscene. The Deku Tree was talking in Old English, and that whore, Navi, appeared on screen. They had their chat and Navi flew away to awaken Link. When she got there, Link's house was full of adult content photographs. WHY NINTENDO, WHY? This is a kids game. I enjoyed it though, so I can't complain. The bitch Navi said "WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU PUNK ASS MOTHERFUCKER THE DEKU TREE WANTS YOU INSIDE OF HIM." Quickly, Link takes a sword, a shield, a pair of sunglasses, and a gun off his shelf and leaves. Outside, you see Saria running towards Link's house. "Yahoo, Hi Link!" I do a backflip off the porch of the Treehouse and talk to Saria, who says "You're gonna go inside the Great Deku Tree? That's gay. Hahahaha." I suddenly lose control of Link, who slaps Saria furiously, as the great and holy God intended. I was spooked, but this is what I would have done in the scenario so it was okay. Probably just a FUCKING glitch, right? RIGHT? No, not right.
I run through the forest and see Mido at the entrance. Mido is all like "You gotta have a sword and shield to go through here, because i'm a douchebag." Link pulls out his gun and shoots Mido right in the head, with blood and guts flying everywhere. That's not cool, Link. He's a douchebag, but why does he have to die? I dismiss this as a glitch, being the total fucking
The screen says "Pesky Arachnid: Common House Spider.". I hit it with my sunglasses and it dies, but not before the spider explodes into tiny pieces and blood flies everywhere. I am ported outside. The Deku Tree tells me a shitty story I already heard, but then he fucking exploded into bark covered in fucking blood, man! That's it. It's gone too far. But I continue playing. I run out of Kokiri Forest, right over Mido's dead body, and out into Hyrule Field. There are lots of bloody zombies here, and blood comes out of them when you stab them. I wait till the days over and gain entry to Hyrule Castle.
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"Because i'm a bad motherfucker." he says in a voice that sounds like Duke Nukem's. He whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said fresh it had a dice in the mirror. PS Link is evil and he knows where u live so board ur doors and windows=-=dadfuafiohdfasoid
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