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I have always considered
One beautiful Sunday morning, I decided to go outside, for the first time since Tuesday. Oh gosh, not '''Tuesday.
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw something gray fly at me. I blocked it with my kung-fu, and then picked up the gray object, which I now identify as SNES cartridge. Written on it was "EARTBOND" in sharpie, which I guess meant "James Bond". What was really weird, though, is that it was on the SNES instead of N64 (Golden Eye 007).
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I chose a game file and named my characters their actual names. You know, Ness, Paula, Jeff and Boop. I named the dog, however, after myself, Kyle.
When the game went through its introduction of Onett, something was definitely wrong. Instead of saying 19XX, it says 201X. It freaked me out, since it was 2015. I just threw it off as a glitch, since this game is old. After the intro, I guided Ness through the house. Instead of Porky's (NOT POKEY!!!!!) obnoxious knocking, there was a crash,
When I reached the door, Porky was not there. In his place was the Evil Mani Mani Statue. I threw this off as a glitch, because. A text box appeared. "Your time is up fatso. Stop eating so many burgers fatso," It read. Because of that offensive text, I decided that someone hacked this game and made that comment because a fat person killed their father.
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Then a text box appeared, but I couldn't see 'cause I died.
Who are you talking
Fatso.
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