O' Toodles: Difference between revisions

"FUCK!" said the Mickey, Minnie, Donald, and Daisy as they ran out of the clubhouse, but they were shocked to see the Goofy's already at the end of the slide, stuck. "This is our chance to get out of here!", Said Minnie. "Nonsensical, Minnie. We have to get them out. Donald, Daisy, get the air ballon." Minnie and Mickey pushed the Goofy's just when Donald and Daisy got the balloon. Mickey and Minnie jumped off the top of the slide and into the balloon and left Donald and Daisy to die. They were floating above the goofy's when all of a sudden the Toodles appeared and said "Die, Motherfucker" and popped the balloon. Mickey and Minnie started to descend when I screamed "O' Toodles! Say O' Toodles!" O' Toodles appeared and said "FUCK YOU" and out of the screen came a dildo and some shit. "WHAT THE?" I exclaimed. "EAT THE SHIT, MICKEY" Mickey was also my name, in this I was scared to death. How the hell did he know my name? I begin to cry as I slowly eat the shit, when the camera panned over to Mickey Mouse eating shit. HE WAS FUCKING TALKING ABOUT MICKEY MOUSE, NOT ME! FUCK! I was outraged at this point, but then...oh then...did Mickey have this creepy dimly lit face on him. He took the hatchet from Toodles and stabbed Minnie, he then cuddled her corpse and jumped from the balloon. The Goofy's cast a pandaren wizard spell and opened a portal to hell where Mickey was going to fall. Mickey screamed, and had such a hyperrealistic face on of horror. He fell into what the Goofy's said was the depths of hell. The Goofy's waved at mickey and closed the pit. It was pitch black and mickey used a match to light up the pit. He light a cigarette and said 'Sorry kids, when I'm stressed I light them up." I almost puked. Mickey? Smoking? What kind of sick creature is making this shit up? He continued to walk through the deeps of hell while background screams of horror echoed around him. He looked all over and tripped over something. The camera panned down to two rotting corpses, Daisy's and Donald's. The camera shacked as Mickey screamed and got up from them. Then, Donald awoke and grabbed Mickey by the collar and went right to his ear, licked it and said, "nooo morrree toolssss" while spitting in his ear. He laid back down and died. "NOOOO!" Screamed Mickey. He put some of Donalds blood on his fingers, and spread it across each cheek like an Indian preparing for battle. He cut off Donalds dick and put it on his elbow like a spike, then cut off his dick and put it on his other elbow. He said, "O' Toodles, I have a mystery for you"

 

 

THE END