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Far away, in the land known as the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, there was great horror, pain and sorrow. As I turned on the T.V, I flipped to what was Disney Channel, but I remembered the Time Warner switched the channel numbers. I accidentally clicked on it and was about to back out of the channel, but to my eyes behold, I saw Mickey Mouse Clubhouse title on the screen. This MUST be Disney Channel, but why does it say ‘BLOD CHANNEL’ in the left hand corner? The title did look different though, it was in a baby bop font, and in hyperrealistic blood red coloring. Then, the ‘roll call’ intro with the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse theme song was starting, but I then notice it was in satan mode, and the theme song was playing backwards. When mickey was on screen, it looked as if half of his ear was bitten, and hyperrealistic blood was slowing dripping from it. I shrugged it off, merely thinking this was a halloween special. As the show continued, Mickey was standing in the middle of the clubhouse, but it was still in satan mode. He said, "Hello kids, today we will be roaming our beautiful home, hell.
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Mickey rised up from the depths, and was in the middle of a feild flooded with blood, the sky red. Toodle took out the mystery mouse ka tool. An x-calibur sword from hell. Mickey gave his soul to The Goofy’s, and in turn he received a sword to. They charged at each other and then when they were about to hit each other the screen went black. I kind of just stood there for a moment when white letter on the screen appeared saying THERE ARE NO MORE PROGRAMS FOR TODAY. I called Time Warner Cable and a gay guy answered the phone saying, "Hello, sunshine! How may I help YOU today?
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