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Far away, in the land known as the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, there was great horror, pain and sorrow. As I turned on the T.V, I flipped to what was Disney Channel, but I remembered the Time Warner switched the channel numbers. I accidentally clicked on it and was about to back out of the channel, but to my eyes behold, I saw Mickey Mouse Clubhouse title on the screen. This MUST be Disney Channel, but why does it say
"FUCK!" said the Mickey, Minnie, Donald, and Daisy as they ran out of the clubhouse, but they were shocked to see the Goofy's already at the end of the slide, stuck. "This is our chance to get out of here!", Said Minnie. "Nonsensical, Minnie. We have to get them out. Donald, Daisy, get the air ballon." Minnie and Mickey pushed the Goofy's just when Donald and Daisy got the balloon. Mickey and Minnie jumped off the top of the slide and into the balloon and left Donald and Daisy to die. They were floating above the goofy's when all of a sudden the Toodles appeared and said "Die, Motherfucker" and popped the balloon. Mickey and Minnie started to descend when I screamed "O' Toodles! Say O' Toodles!" O' Toodles appeared and said "FUCK YOU" and out of the screen came a dildo and some shit. "WHAT THE?" I exclaimed. "EAT THE SHIT, MICKEY" Mickey was also my name, in this I was scared to death. How the hell did he know my name? I begin to cry as I slowly eat the shit, when the camera panned over to Mickey Mouse eating shit. HE WAS FUCKING TALKING ABOUT MICKEY MOUSE, NOT ME! FUCK! I was outraged at this point, but then...oh then...did Mickey have this creepy dimly lit face on him. He took the hatchet from Toodles and stabbed Minnie, he then cuddled her corpse and jumped from the balloon. The Goofy's cast a pandaren wizard spell and opened a portal to hell where Mickey was going to fall. Mickey screamed, and had such a hyperrealistic face on of horror. He fell into what the Goofy's said was the depths of hell. The Goofy's waved at mickey and closed the pit. It was pitch black and mickey used a match to light up the pit. He light a cigarette and said
Mickey rised up from the depths, and was in the middle of a feild flooded with blood, the sky red. Toodle took out the mystery mouse ka tool. An x-calibur sword from hell. Mickey gave his soul to The Goofy's, and in turn he received a sword to. They charged at each other and then when they were about to hit each other the screen went black. I kind of just stood there for a moment when white letter on the screen appeared saying THERE ARE NO MORE PROGRAMS FOR TODAY. I called Time Warner Cable and a gay guy answered the phone saying, "Hello, sunshine! How may I help YOU today?" I said, "Fuck you. Just, fuck you." Then he called, "O' Mr.Toddles! We have an upset customer…"
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