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Originally by evilroda▼
▲At the final debate before the 2012 election…
▲“BARACK OBAMA! I challenge you to a sexual duel!”
▲“You’re on, Romney! You can fuck Hitler, like the dirty fascist you are.
▲“And you can fuck Stalin, like a Godless commie.”
▲“It’s settled, then! Let us transform and kidnap them from time!”
▲“RIGHT PRISM POWER!” shouted Romney. His magical wardrobe extended over his body, making him exceptionally beautiful.
▲“LEFT PRISM POWER!” shouted Obama, his dress extending over his body in such a way that his magnificent ass seemed over a billion times more magnificent.
▲“OUR POWERS CUMBINE (geddit) TO CREATE: TIME PORTAL!” they screamed in unison, pointing at the wall.
Suddenly, a Portal of Time opened, and Romney and Obama walked through.
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The entire crowd was baffled.
Somewhere inbetween Germany and Russia, June 20,
As they began to make out, suddenly, a Time Portal opened up on the far wall, and out came Romney and Obama.
So then Obama spread some peanut butter all around
Romney drops his pants, revealing his own tiny ten foot long cock. Then he smashes the jar in his left hand, and shoves it up
Obama was frustrated because Obama
Meanwhile, Romney was right about the glue,
The next morning, Romney and obama asked Hitler and Stalin,
So Romney and Obama went back to the future and had an election and Romney lost. Stalin and Hitler went to war and Hitler got curb stomped by the combined forces of the Soviet Union and a Russian winter. The end.
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