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==Part I==
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The episode started like normal, it slowly panned into Oggy's blue house in the neighbourhood full of red houses. Oggy got out of bed and went to the kitchen, and saw the cockroaches. Instead of getting out a fly swatter and just squashing them, like normal, he got out a sharp, hyper-realistic knife and sliced them all in half. Hyper-realistic blood went all over the walls. Instead of eyes, Oggy now had black holes. Oggy went into the living room, wearing a red robe, and opened up a copy of the Necronomicon. The cockroaches were tied up, on fire. Oggy had summoned Evil Patrixxx. Evil Patrixxx burnt Oggy and ate him alive.▼
▲The episode started like normal, it slowly panned into Oggy's blue house in the neighbourhood full of red houses. Oggy got out of bed and went to the kitchen, and saw the cockroaches. Instead of getting out a fly swatter and just squashing them, like normal, he got out a sharp, hyper-realistic knife and sliced them all in half
"TODAY I HAVE GOT MY REVENGE." said Oggy in a deep voice.
Hyper-realistic blood went all over the walls. Instead of eyes, Oggy now had black holes. Oggy went into the living room, wearing a red robe, and opened up a copy of the Necronomicon. The cockroaches were tied up, on fire. Oggy had summoned Evil Patrixxx. Evil Patrixxx burnt Oggy and ate him alive.
==Part II==
Oggy and Jack were outside, packing guns and bombs into Jack's car. Jack was holding a small Desert Eagle. They drove to bank.
They were both wearing sacks over their heads. Jack pointed a gun to the bank teller.
"PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG" said Oggy.
Jack was shooting everyone else. When they got home, the phone rang.
Oggy answered it, but nobody was there.
"WHO WAS PHONE?" shouted Oggy.
==Part III==
The doorbell rang and Oggy went to see who it was. It was Jack, except his face was all messed up, like he had been in a fight.
Jack said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
Oggy whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything
I looked at my kingdom I was finally there ▼
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air▼
[[Category:I WAS AN INTERN AT]]▼
[[Category:Lost episudes]]▼
[[Category:Hyper-realistic]]▼
==Aftermath==
I showed the tape to Olivier Jean-Marie and he was scared, because he didn't make it, and he was worried a lunatic hiding in the building made it. So we grabbed the tape, smashed it, shot it, burnt it, nuked it and buried it deep in the ground where nobody can find it.
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT ...
[[Category:Well, that was pointless.]]
[[Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG]]
[[Category:Cliche Madness]]
[[Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!]]
[[Category:EVIL PATRIXXX]]
[[Category:Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air]]
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