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[[File:Jack.jpg|thumb|306px]]Back in 1999, I was an intern at Xilam and I had to watch the latest episode, so I went to watch it. The tape was slightly broken and it said "OGGY READS THE NECRONOMICON PART 1&2" in sharpie. So I watched it.
 
==Part I==
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The episode started like normal, it slowly panned into Oggy's blue house in the neighbourhood full of red houses. Oggy got out of bed and went to the kitchen, and saw the cockroaches. Instead of getting out a fly swatter and just squashing them, like normal, he got out a sharp, hyper-realistic knife and sliced them all in half.
 
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Hyper-realistic blood went all over the walls. Instead of eyes, Oggy now had black holes. Oggy went into the living room, wearing a red robe, and opened up a copy of the Necronomicon. The cockroaches were tied up, on fire. Oggy had summoned Evil Patrixxx. Evil Patrixxx burnt Oggy and ate him alive.
 
==Part II==
Oggy and Jack were outside, packing guns and bombs into Jack's car. Jack was holding a small Desert Eagle. They drove to bank.
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"WHO WAS PHONE?" shouted Oggy. 
 
==Part III==
 
 
==<span style="font-size:18px;">Part III</span>==
 
The doorbell rang and Oggy went to see who it was. It was Jack, except his face was all messed up, like he had been in a fight. 
 
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He looked at my kingdom he was finally there
 
To sit his my throne as the Oggy of Bel-Air
 
==Aftermath==
I showed the tape to Olivier Jean-Marie and he was scared, because he didn't make it, and he was worried a lunatic hiding in the building made it. So we grabbed the tape, smashed it, shot it, burnt it, nuked it and buried it deep in the ground where nobody can find it.
 
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT ...
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