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{{Note|The fifth part of the "Jeff Spinoffs" saga. [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part one.]] [[More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part two.]] [[Yet More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part three.]] [[Even More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part four.]] [[Jeff Spinoffs Ahoy!|Part six.]] [[The Jeff Spinoffs Holiday Special|Part seven.]]}}
Jeff Plays Baseball
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Jeff Rides A Pterosaur
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Jeff Gets Peelz
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Jeff Gets His Own Leitmotif
Jeff Swallows His Chewing Gum
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Jeff faces death by BOONGA-BOONGA!!!
Jeff Pupates
Jeff Finds The One Light On The Christmas Tree That Makes All The Others Go Out
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jeff gets stuck in a parallel universe where everything is lowercased
Jef Gets Stuck In A Parallel Universe Where Everything Is Made Of Meat. Jeff: "....I'm okay with this."
Jeff Eats Sweet & Sour Shrimp
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Jeff Smokes Pot With Jesus And Vinshu
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Jeff Is Sprayed By A Skunk
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Jeff Bangs His Belly Like A Drum
Jeff Becomes A Mad Scientist
Jeff Creates An Antimatter Clone Of Himself
Jeff Wins A Year's Supply Of Potato Chips
Jeff Grows To The Size Of The Chrysler Building
Jeff Tries To Attract A Mate
Jeff The Killer Screams Like A Little Girl
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Jeff Tries To Find Out How Many Licks It Takes To Get To The Tootise Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop
Jeff is Stuck On Band Aid Brand, Cuz Germs Don
Jeff Is Frozen In Carbonite
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Jeff Opens A Store in Miami Dedicated To Knock-off Disney Products
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Jeff Got Fingered
Jeff Grows Tentacles
Jeff falls off the ledge of a building and bounces off the pavement like a superball
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Jeff Moves To Iran
Jeff Rips Smildeog
Jeff Becomes A Devotee Of Charles Manson
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Jeff gets NOTHING
Jeff Finds Something More Screwed Up Than Him (ya mean his fangirls? Ba dum tsshhh.)
Jeff Realizes He Has Testicles
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Jeff Paints His Fingernails
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Jeff Slips On A Banana Peel
Jeff The Killer, The Striped Green Rabbit With Two Butts
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Jeff Wears Gold Glitter Lipstick
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Jeff Starves
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Jeff vs. His Own Horrible Stench
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Jeff Finds The Technicolor Dream Coat
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Jeff Becomes a Hooker To Make an Easy Buck.
Jeff Hypnotizes Himself
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Jeff Has Robots Come Out Of His Forehead
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Jeff Becomes Bow-Legged
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Jeff Kidnaps Princess Peach
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Jeff Stuffs A Pinecone Up His Urethra
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Jeff Sings Opera
Jeff Turns Invisible
Jeff vs. A Shoddy Bootleg Knockoff Of Himself
Jeff Gets A Cold
Jeff vs. PETA
Jeff Wears Argyle Socks
Jeff does a PSYCHO CRUSHER
Jeff Takes His Butthurt To Gaia Online And Insults Everyone Who Disagrees With Him
Jeff Heads To 4Chan And Fails To Convince Anyone To join His Cause
Jeff Has To Pass Gas
Jeff Drinks A Double Martini
Jeff Slathers His Naked Body In Honey And Goes To A Hornet's Nest
Jeff's Hot, Sticky Fluids
Jeff Takes The A-Train
Jeff In The Matrix
Jeff Mimics Lady Gaga
Jeff Gets Knocked Unconcious
Jeff Destroys An All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
Jeff's Constipation
Rub Jeff's Belly For Luck
Jeff The Killer: The Breakfast Cereal. Turns the milk blood-red!
Jeff Chases A Greased Pig
Jeff In Drag!
Jeff Injects Collagen Into His Lips
Jeff Sticks His Dick In A Cheerio
Jeff's GIFs
Jeff Is Saddened By A Bad, Dissapeared Blog
Jeff Gets Colon Cancer
Jeff Uses His Stabbin' Hand To Masturbate
Jeff's Long-Lost Third Cousin Twice Removed, Bleff! He's faster than The Rake, smarter than Slenderman, stronger than Zalgo, and has a million superpowers! And he's kawaii bishie, too! He then gets brutally murdered by Jeff 15 seconds after his introduction. Yay!
Jeff Needs To Shower With Steel Wool And Indiustrial Detergent After Reading That Last Entry
Jeff The Litterbug. One day, if you read a paper about farm appliances, he will come after you, and leave a CRISP PACKET ON THE FLOOR.
Jeff vs. Wario
Jeff makes a sandwich. A MURDER SANDWICH.
Jeff vs. The Concept Of Inertia
Jeff Constructs A Golem Shaped Like Himself
Jeff vs. Giant Asian Killer Hornets
Jeff Discovers He's Actually A Baby Slenderman
Jeff's Mighty Tentacle
Jeff laughs at all the horrible "Jeff vs. Slenderman" stories that keep getting uploaded to Creepypasta Wiki
Jeff Tiptoes Through The Corpses
Jeff's Hawaiian Vacation
Jeff At The Kentucky Derby
Jeff Drinks Absinthe
Jeff Vs. Roid Slendy
Jeff Chews Aluminum
Jeff Makes Ten Zillion Sockpuppets And Each One Of Them Gets Permabanned
Jeff Becomes A Sumo Wrestler
Jeff Destroys The Krusty Krab
Jeff Eats The Smurfs
Jeff Makes Sushi
Jeff Meets Wreck-It Ralph
Jeff Plays Mousetrap, gets frustrated and quits
Jeff Gets His Shoes Stolen
Jeff gives the Rake a good, swift kick in the Rake
Slenderman puts Jeff in a box, and takes a saw, [http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/magic_trick and saws him.]
Slendy: "You're a girl. From Sweden. And you want me to take a saw to Jeff The Killer. Um, I think we might need to get married, Agnes."
Jeff Gets Attacked By Moai From Gradius
Jeff Shoots A Ripple Laser
Jeff Steals From The Rich and Gives To Himself
Jeff's Power Level Is Over 9000
Jeff Goes Super Saiyan
Jeff Eats His Severed Toe on a Stick.
Jeff Wears A Parka
Jeff Gets Ripped...In Half
Jeff Goes To Comic-Con As Himself
Jeff Bites The Dust And Eats Mud For Dessert
Jeff sees this page and takes a long, stiff drink. THEND!
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