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Line 1: {{NSFW}} The fifth part of the "Jeff Spinoffs" saga. [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen\|Part one.]] [[More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen\|Part two.]] [[Yet More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen\|Part three.]] [[Even More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen\|Part four.]] {{Note\|The fifth part of the "Jeff Spinoffs" saga. [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen\|Part one.]] [[More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen\|Part two.]] [[Yet More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen\|Part three.]] [[Even More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen\|Part four.]] [[Jeff Spinoffs Ahoy!\|Part six.]] [[The Jeff Spinoffs Holiday Special\|Part seven.]]}} As before, here are the rules: No Jane stuff. No Jeff vs./meets (trollpasta character here). No "gay" jokes. No all-caps entries. Nothing that's been used in previous installments. And above all, make them ''funny!'' ~~ ~~ Jeff Plays Baseball Line 11 ⟶ 9: Jeff vs. Grapefruit (it always squirts in his eye when he tries to eat it) Jeff The Killer Suddenly Gains Body Hair Jeff Rides A Pterosaur Jeff~~'~~'s Laser Eyes!!! Jeff Gets Peelz Line 36 ⟶ 34: Jeff faces death by BOONGA-BOONGA!!! Jeff Pupates Jeff Finds The One Light On The Christmas Tree That Makes All The Others Go Out Line 42: Jeff Gets Buried In Snow Jeff Gets Stuck In A Parallel Universe Where Everything Is Made Of Gelatin Jeff Gets Stuck In A Parallel Universe Where Everything Is Directed By Michael Bay Jeff Gets Stuck In A Parallel Universe Where Everything Is Left Unfin sdrawkcaB sI gnihtyrevE erehW esrevinU lellaraP A nI kcutS steG ffeJ jeff gets stuck in a parallel universe where everything is lowercased Jef Gets Stuck In A Parallel Universe Where Everything Is Made Of Meat. Jeff: "....I'm okay with this." Jeff Eats Sweet & Sour Shrimp Line 47 ⟶ 59: Jeff Smokes Pot With Jesus And Vinshu Jeff~~'~~'s Second Childhood Jeff Is Sprayed By A Skunk Line 53 ⟶ 65: Jeff Bangs His Belly Like A Drum Jeff Becomes A Mad Scientist ~~Jeff Wins A Year's Supply Of Potato Chips~~ Jeff Creates An Antimatter Clone Of Himself Jeff Wins A Year's Supply Of Potato Chips Jeff Grows To The Size Of The Chrysler Building Jeff Tries To Attract A Mate ~~Jeff Pupates~~ Jeff The Killer Screams Like A Little Girl Line 65 ⟶ 79: Jeff Tries To Find Out How Many Licks It Takes To Get To The Tootise Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop Jeff is Stuck On Band Aid Brand, Cuz Germs Don~~'~~'t Stick On Him Jeff Is Frozen In Carbonite Line 91 ⟶ 105: Jeff Opens A Store in Miami Dedicated To Knock-off Disney Products Jeff~~'~~'s Orgy Jeff Got Fingered Jeff Grows Tentacles ~~Jeff Tentacles Rapes Sadako~~ ~~Jeff Tentacle Rapes...himself?!~~ Jeff falls off the ledge of a building and bounces off the pavement like a superball Line 105 ⟶ 115: Jeff Moves To Iran Jeff Rips Smildeog~~'~~'s Fur Off And Wears It As A Bandana Jeff Becomes A Devotee Of Charles Manson Line 113 ⟶ 123: Jeff gets NOTHING Jeff Finds Something More Screwed Up Than Him (ya mean his fangirls? Ba dum tsshhh.) Jeff Realizes He Has Testicles Jeff~~'~~'s dick EXPLODES!!! Jeff Paints His Fingernails Line 130 ⟶ 140: Jeff Slips On A Banana Peel ~~Jeff Seduces Your Grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead, such is the power of Jeff The Killer.~~ Jeff The Killer, The Striped Green Rabbit With Two Butts Line 147 ⟶ 155: Jeff Wears Gold Glitter Lipstick Jeff~~'~~'s Toenails Become Disturbingly Long Jeff Starves Line 158 ⟶ 166: Jeff Foams At The Mouth ~~[[Category:Jeffery]]~~ ~~[[Category:~~Jeff ~~vs.~~Casts ~~X]]~~"FROTZ" Jeff vs. His Own Horrible Stench Jeff's Belch Literally Wakes The Dead Jeff Finds The Technicolor Dream Coat Jeff vs Linkstar Jeff Becomes a Hooker To Make an Easy Buck. Jeff Listens To "Revolution 9" Jeff Hypnotizes Himself Jeff Has A Bad Case Of Static Cling Jeff Gets Massive Pecs Jeff Roots In The Garbage Jeff Eats With His Feets Jeff Has Robots Come Out Of His Forehead Jeff's Orgasm Of Death Jeff Becomes Bow-Legged Jeff Teaches Me How To Dougie Jeff Eats a Turnip Shaped Like a "Thingy" Jeff faps and accidentally cuts off his pen0r with his knife Jeff Kidnaps Princess Peach Jeff's Nipples Get Amputated Jeff Stuffs A Pinecone Up His Urethra Jeff Wears A Business Suit 2 Jeffs 1 Cup Jeff Becomes A Shock Jock Jeff Drinks Too Much Beer Jeff never closes his eyes. But can he see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Jeff joins Team Rocket Jeff gets castrated Jeff Plays Bomberman Jeff Sticks His Entire Fist In His Mouth Jeff Sings Opera Jeff Turns Invisible Jeff vs. A Shoddy Bootleg Knockoff Of Himself Jeff Gets A Cold Jeff vs. PETA Jeff Wears Argyle Socks Jeff does a PSYCHO CRUSHER Jeff Takes His Butthurt To Gaia Online And Insults Everyone Who Disagrees With Him Jeff Heads To 4Chan And Fails To Convince Anyone To join His Cause Jeff Has To Pass Gas Jeff Drinks A Double Martini Jeff Slathers His Naked Body In Honey And Goes To A Hornet's Nest Jeff's Hot, Sticky Fluids Jeff Takes The A-Train Jeff In The Matrix Jeff Mimics Lady Gaga Jeff Gets Knocked Unconcious Jeff Destroys An All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Jeff's Constipation Rub Jeff's Belly For Luck Jeff The Killer: The Breakfast Cereal. Turns the milk blood-red! Jeff Chases A Greased Pig Jeff In Drag! Jeff Injects Collagen Into His Lips Jeff Sticks His Dick In A Cheerio Jeff's GIFs Jeff Is Saddened By A Bad, Dissapeared Blog Jeff Gets Colon Cancer Jeff Uses His Stabbin' Hand To Masturbate Jeff's Long-Lost Third Cousin Twice Removed, Bleff! He's faster than The Rake, smarter than Slenderman, stronger than Zalgo, and has a million superpowers! And he's kawaii bishie, too! He then gets brutally murdered by Jeff 15 seconds after his introduction. Yay! Jeff Needs To Shower With Steel Wool And Indiustrial Detergent After Reading That Last Entry Jeff The Litterbug. One day, if you read a paper about farm appliances, he will come after you, and leave a CRISP PACKET ON THE FLOOR. Jeff vs. Wario Jeff makes a sandwich. A MURDER SANDWICH. Jeff vs. The Concept Of Inertia Jeff Constructs A Golem Shaped Like Himself Jeff vs. Giant Asian Killer Hornets Jeff Discovers He's Actually A Baby Slenderman Jeff's Mighty Tentacle Jeff laughs at all the horrible "Jeff vs. Slenderman" stories that keep getting uploaded to Creepypasta Wiki Jeff Tiptoes Through The Corpses Jeff's Hawaiian Vacation Jeff At The Kentucky Derby Jeff Drinks Absinthe Jeff Vs. Roid Slendy Jeff Chews Aluminum Jeff Makes Ten Zillion Sockpuppets And Each One Of Them Gets Permabanned Jeff Becomes A Sumo Wrestler Jeff Destroys The Krusty Krab Jeff Eats The Smurfs Jeff Makes Sushi Jeff Meets Wreck-It Ralph Jeff Plays Mousetrap, gets frustrated and quits Jeff Gets His Shoes Stolen Jeff gives the Rake a good, swift kick in the Rake Slenderman puts Jeff in a box, and takes a saw, [http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/magic_trick and saws him.] Slendy: "You're a girl. From Sweden. And you want me to take a saw to Jeff The Killer. Um, I think we might need to get married, Agnes." Jeff Gets Attacked By Moai From Gradius Jeff Shoots A Ripple Laser Jeff Steals From The Rich and Gives To Himself Jeff's Power Level Is Over 9000 Jeff Goes Super Saiyan Jeff Eats His Severed Toe on a Stick. Jeff Wears A Parka Jeff Gets Ripped...In Half Jeff Goes To Comic-Con As Himself Jeff Bites The Dust And Eats Mud For Dessert Jeff sees this page and takes a long, stiff drink. THEND! [[Category:Jeff the Killer]] [[Category:Collab]] [[Category:~~Chat Pastas~~Lists]] [[Category:~~Nsfw~~Old Shit]] {{Comments}}