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The fifth part of the "Jeff Spinoffs" saga. [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part one.]] [[More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part two.]] [[Yet More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part three.]] [[Even More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part four.]]
 
As before, here are the rules: No Jane stuff. No Jeff vs./meets (trollpasta character here). No "gay" jokes. No all-caps entries. Nothing that's been used in previous installments. And above all, make them ''funny!''
 
 
 
{{Note|The fifth part of the "Jeff Spinoffs" saga. [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part one.]] [[More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part two.]] [[Yet More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part three.]] [[Even More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part four.]] [[Jeff Spinoffs Ahoy!|Part six.]] [[The Jeff Spinoffs Holiday Special|Part seven.]]}}
 
Jeff Plays Baseball
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Jeff faces death by BOONGA-BOONGA!!!
 
Jeff Pupates
 
Jeff Finds The One Light On The Christmas Tree That Makes All The Others Go Out
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Jeff Becomes A Mad Scientist
 
Jeff Creates An Antimatter Clone Of Himself
[[File:Crab_Nebula.jpg|thumb|300px|Jeff, after giving his antimatter clone a high-five.]]
 
Jeff Wins A Year's Supply Of Potato Chips
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Jeff Tries To Attract A Mate
 
Jeff Pupates
 
Jeff The Killer Screams Like A Little Girl
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Jeff Grows Tentacles
 
Jeff Tentacles Rapes Sadako
 
Jeff Tentacle Rapes...himself?!
 
Jeff falls off the ledge of a building and bounces off the pavement like a superball
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Jeff gets NOTHING
 
Jeff Finds Something More Screwed Up Than Him (ya mean his fangirls? Ba dum tsshhh.)
 
Jeff Realizes He Has Testicles
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Jeff Slips On A Banana Peel
 
Jeff Seduces Your Grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead, such is the power of Jeff The Killer.
 
Jeff The Killer, The Striped Green Rabbit With Two Butts
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Jeff Uses His Stabbin' Hand To Masturbate
 
Jeff Touches Smiledog Inappropriately
 
Jeff's Long-Lost Third Cousin Twice Removed, Bleff! He's faster than The Rake, smarter than Slenderman, stronger than Zalgo, and has a million superpowers! And he's kawaii bishie, too! He then gets brutally murdered by Jeff 15 seconds after his introduction. Yay!
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Jeff makes a sandwich. A MURDER SANDWICH.
 
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[[Category:Jeff vs. X]]The Concept Of Inertia
 
Jeff Constructs A Golem Shaped Like Himself
 
Jeff vs. Giant Asian Killer Hornets
 
Jeff Discovers He's Actually A Baby Slenderman
 
Jeff's Mighty Tentacle
 
Jeff laughs at all the horrible "Jeff vs. Slenderman" stories that keep getting uploaded to Creepypasta Wiki
 
Jeff Tiptoes Through The Corpses
 
Jeff's Hawaiian Vacation
 
Jeff At The Kentucky Derby
 
Jeff Drinks Absinthe
 
Jeff Vs. Roid Slendy
 
Jeff Chews Aluminum
 
Jeff Makes Ten Zillion Sockpuppets And Each One Of Them Gets Permabanned
 
Jeff Becomes A Sumo Wrestler
 
Jeff Destroys The Krusty Krab
 
Jeff Eats The Smurfs
 
Jeff Makes Sushi
 
Jeff Meets Wreck-It Ralph
 
Jeff Plays Mousetrap, gets frustrated and quits
 
Jeff Gets His Shoes Stolen
 
Jeff gives the Rake a good, swift kick in the Rake
 
Slenderman puts Jeff in a box, and takes a saw, [http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/magic_trick and saws him.]
 
Slendy: "You're a girl. From Sweden. And you want me to take a saw to Jeff The Killer. Um, I think we might need to get married, Agnes."
 
Jeff Gets Attacked By Moai From Gradius
 
Jeff Shoots A Ripple Laser
 
Jeff Steals From The Rich and Gives To Himself
 
Jeff's Power Level Is Over 9000
 
Jeff Goes Super Saiyan
 
Jeff Eats His Severed Toe on a Stick.
 
Jeff Wears A Parka
 
Jeff Gets Ripped...In Half
 
Jeff Goes To Comic-Con As Himself
 
Jeff Bites The Dust And Eats Mud For Dessert
 
Jeff sees this page and takes a long, stiff drink. THEND!
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