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"You know I always stack school books on those tiles over there! That was so stupid and clumsy, Mom!"
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"Mom, listen to me, you have got to stay still! Do you understand? This may hurt a bit, but you CANNOT move or it is just going to be worse.
I run to the kitchen, "2, 3, 2" and click the light switch 6 times. As I approach the knife stand, I make sure to rub the green wall counter-clockwise 24 times and clockwise 24 times before I lift every knife in the block until I settle on the one that feels the best, the paring knife. I skip two tiles left, 3 tiles forward and two tiles right until I am even with my mother. As I bend down over her, I make sure that I even up the blade opposite her neck from the existing gash.
"Mom, quit moving, you are going to mess up my line! Once it is perfectly symmetrical,
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