One Magical Day

One day I got up and said well I guess I'll go on a crazy ass adventure and then I looked at my new possessed PS3 and my blown up xbox 369 after a ass goblin shit in it Teh PS3 so I went and got some cereal opened the box saw a tarantula in my lucky charms and was all full of NOPE and went to take a shower when I got in and started I dropped the soap and decided to leave it there and got dressed. When I got out the door and found slender man and remembered he got shot in the face the night earlier and PATRIXXX was there to trying to eat slender man so I kept walking. When I got out to the town I walked into Subway and I realized... The Ass Goblin was there ordering a meatball sub and I pointed and said I thought you got eaten and he turned around dropped his meatballs and said I did but I've returned to wreak havoc on the world and shit and he backflipped out the window so I ran out into the parking lot and stepped on a big ass lego and fell over and I got up his ass was primed I got out of the way quick before he fired his brown ass lazer he kept doing that until PATRIXXX appeared and ate him...he's gone...for now...

One day later, I got a package in the mail today and when I opened it I saw the goblin with his ass ready to fire, there was a loud buzz a giant light............................................................................................and then a skeleton popped out of his ass and I died again.