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So hey there, I’mI'm just here to tell that I used to a night guard at evil patrixxx’spatrixxx's pizzeria, I don’tdon't even know why they wanted to do this, I mean, evil patrixxx can, like, literally sallow 100 human size food, or food meant for 100 people, into his mouth! So basically I want to know what’swhat's going on because I thought it would be funny to become a night guard. When I first stepped in, i saw spongeebobby, sqouiddyword, sundely and evil patrixxx. And yes, these were animatronics’sanimatronics's names. So I went into my office, and oh my lord! There is, like, 6 dead bodies with super duper hypyrly realistic blood everywhere and they were all stuff in a suit!!!!111 I definitely regretted joining. Ok, so I check this here and there... hold up, did evil patrixxx just move? Oh my god. Well, at least I brought a 8 in 1 thing, it’sit's one of those things that is small, but have, like, a bajillon things in it. So one of the use of my 8 in 1 thing is that there is a flashlight, the others are a knife and other stuff that I can't remember, but I’veI've got stuff to worry about. I’mI'm scanning the hallways... hold up, isn’tisn't that a Mr. Red poster?!?!?!?!?! That’sThat's crazy and messed up. It’sIt's only 3am in the morning and I'm panicking like a crazy idiot! I’mI'm supposed to be here from 12am to 6am and I'm really going super duper badonkers! Ok ok, I’llI'll admit that I fell asleep, but trust me, it’sit's harder than you think, I only woke up because a hyper realistic bloody evil patrixxx was outside my office, I threw a paper ball at him before slamming a door into his horrible and miserable face, which absolutely looked absolutely disgusting, it was 5.50 am at that point, and I had shut the other door, and I was scrolling through YouTube, it was only 5.59 am when the power when out, and I freaked out so much that I basically fell off my chair so hard, I swear I could had a concussion. I was panicking and crying, when it turn 6 am, and it did, I sign of relive and I dashed out, I then quit my night guard job and left the place. It stuck with me until today, as in, my night guard story.
 
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