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(Created page with "So hey there, I’m just here to tell that I used to a night guard at evil patrixxx’s restaurant, I don’t even know why they wanted to do this, I mean, evil patrixxx can, like, literally sallow 100 human into his mouth! So basically I want to what’s going on because I thought it would be funny to become a night guard. When I first stepped in, i saw spongeebobby, sqouiddyword, sundely and evil patrixxx. And yes, these were animatronics’s names. So I went into my o...")
 
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So hey there, I’m just here to tell that I used to a night guard at evil patrixxx’s restaurant, I don’t even know why they wanted to do this, I mean, evil patrixxx can, like, literally sallow 100 human into his mouth! So basically I want to what’s going on because I thought it would be funny to become a night guard. When I first stepped in, i saw spongeebobby, sqouiddyword, sundely and evil patrixxx. And yes, these were animatronics’s names. So I went into my office, and oh my lord! There is, like, 6 dead bodies with super duper hypyrly realistic blood everywhere and they were all stuff in a suit!!!!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!1111 I definitely regretted joining. Ok, so I check this here and there………………………there... hold up, did evil patrixxx just move? Oh my god. Well, at least I brought a 8 in 1 thing, it’s one of those things that is small, but have, like, a bajillon things in it. So one of the use of my 8 in 1 thing is that there is a flashlight, there others are knife and stuff, but I’ve got stuff to worry about. I’m scanning the hallways, ………... hold up, isn’t that a Mr. Red poster?!?!?!?!?! That’s crazy and messed up. It’s only 3am in the morning and I was panicking like a crazy idiot! I’m was supposed to be there from 12am to 6am and I was going badonkers! Ok ok, I’ll admit that I fell asleep, but trust me, it’s harder than you think, I only woke up because a hyper realistic bloody evil patrixxx was outside my office, I threw a paper ball at him before slamming a door into his horrible and miserable face, which absolutely disgusting, it was 5.50 am at that point, and I had shut the other door, and I was scrolling through YouTube, it was only 5.59 am when the power when out, and I freaked out so much that I basically fell off my chair so hard, I swear I could had a concussion. I was panicking and crying, when it turn 6 am, and it did, I sign of relive and I dashed out, I then quit my night guard job and left the place. It stuck with me until today, as in, my night guard story. (Btw pls don’t delete this, I put a lot of effort into this)
 
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