Oshawott Gore-met: Difference between revisions

This recipe comes with the following mini-pasta of sorts. For special nights, the most known creatures lurking in creepypastas eat the more creepy version of this "Oshawott Gore-met". They make a dish consisting of Wacan, Rindo, Figy, Wiki, Mago, Aguav, Iapapa, and Liechi berries. Only the bravest, naughtiest, most daring, and most adamant Oshawott low on HP would eat the dish. After the victim is done dining, it starts attacking itself in confusion, because of the Wiki, Mago, Aguav, and Iapapa berries. The Liechi berries heighten its attack. The victim makes itself faint. Then, the creepypasta creatures cut open the stomach of the Oshawott. They take out what's inside, including some of the Oshawott's blood. They insert Mago Berry juice into the blood. They pour it onto the rest of the contents. They pour a mixture of Sitrus and Persim Berries [Persim Berries are in case the victim dislikes sour food] into the Oshawott's mouth, putting it in the state it was before. The Oshawott is then allowed to escape without anyone or anything trying to prevent it from doing so; it has an infinite amount of chances to do so. The creatures dine in.