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Line 13: I exited the city; I didn't want to be near them monsters anymore. Again, I was ambushed by a group of ~~prepubescent teens~~guys. "oi, u m8. im gna shank u and taek ur money" they said. I held onto my phanny pack, and raced out of the city. Of course, them ~~children~~dudes caught up to a rickety old fuck like me. I was shanked in the other side of my chest. For God's sake. Line 23: I was raided of my clothes, and I did the walk of shame out of the city. You may be thinking, what would ~~children~~these dudes be doing out at 8:00am? Of course you wouldn't, because A: You didn't even know it was 8:00am, B: No one questions a story. Well, the ~~teens~~guys over powered the government, at least, they like to think they did, and threw toilet paper and sprayed Silly String over the ~~school~~university. They call that, ''"vandalism" '' these days. The government thought it was a total overwhelming and surrendered to the teenagers. Black markets selling knives and My Little Pony magazines for free were instantly opened, and they never went to school ever. Line 39: Shit, I'd gone around in a fucking circle. ''I'm so ~~retarded~~dumb.'' I went into the forest, where an old man was smoking a cigarette next to a tree. He caught my eye. "Stephen Hawkins? I thought I ~~raped~~beat you and paralysed you to your chest!" "Wai- what?" I stuttered, my brains fucked up from what he just said. Line 49: "Uhm, never mind. What did you need?" He quickly asked, averting the conversation. "I just needed to find a way to stay the hell away from those ~~kids~~dudes." "Oooft, I wouldn't call them ~~kids~~dudes. Hate it, they do. Anyway, I'd just stay in the forest. ~~The teens~~They piss themselves thinking about it since they all believe in this Slenderman bullshit." "Ah. But if I'm going to stay here, would I not need to actually survive, and do things rather than sitting at my couch watching The Jeremy Kyle Show all day?" Line 58: TU BI CONTINUED [[Category:Trollpasta]] [[Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE]] [[Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS]] ~~[[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]]~~ [[Category:DIALOGUE!]] [[Category:~~Trollpasta~~Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] {{Comments}}