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Itit was July 16thin 2017. Ii was bored so i decided to play some good oldmore Overwatchoverwatch. Itit had been some weeks ever since onemy offavortie thecharecter playable heroes, Roadhog,roadhog was changednerfed. This was by the developersdevelepers... Oror so, Ii thought...
 
Roadhogroadhog was my favorite hero. Noti onlywas dida Ifat likekid so his backstory and playstylefat was relatable 2 me, butand i think that hooking people is fun. also, his charecter design was easily the most appealing to me. Wheneverevery Itime thoughti think of playing Overwatchoverwatch or my favorite characterscharecters of all time, heroadhog came to mind. Ii alsoeven havewas agoning pillowto ofbuy him,a roadhog shirt but don'tthey telldid anyonenot have in XXXL. Afterafter thishe change,got nerfed though, Roadhogmy didn'tman roadhog did not feel rightfun anymore. Itit wasn't that he wasn't usefulgood 2 use anymore, or that i sucked. (IM BRONZE BUT I wasn'tWAS usedSILVER toLAST him;SEASON) Hehe just didn't feel... Lively anymorealive? Ii could still useplay him fine, but something felt wrong with the character himself after this, andeven Ithough neverit sawwas anyonejust else play the game as Roadhog.an Anywaysnerf, onand thisi day,never Isaw decidedanyone toelse gopick intomy amaein matchso againsti AIwas to hone my skills with another herocunfused.
 
Afteron Ithis queuedday i will never forget, i decided to go into a match against bots to hone my skills with mercy. after I quood, i was loaded into an A.I.easy bot match on NepalNipal, but theretheyre was something odd. Insteadinstead of being the normal map, it had somehow loaded the map as the night version, instead of the daylight version. This easily could have been a glitch,... however;i thedindt game itself has a night versionthink of the map, so it's not like I immediately thought it was going to be spooky, or whatever you would thinkmuch. Mymy team, astold farme as I could tell,they did not experience this werid glitch. Also, the enemy Roadhogrodhog bot jumped off the cliffclif once, which Ii thought was funnyfuny, but I assumed it was just ana A.I.ai glitch too. Thethe match played as normalnormel, and after itwe endedlost, Ii decided to play a competitivecompetive match after practicingpractisng. After I got ready and finished my bowl of my favorite snack that you should totallydefinitely try, Doritos™, I(Available at your closest store! Sponsored by the #1 Overwatch player) i had no idea what Ii was getting into...
 
As soon as Ii clicked the competive button to start searching,. Ii was immediatelyimmidietely placed into a match. Thethe map was Doradothe Mexixan map, but what was weirdwerid was that the players in the match were only me, and my team, who were all bronze, against one player named Satan, who was marked as the #1 player of game from their rank. Theirthere picture was also just a bright red square. Ii had assumedthuoght that this was another glitch,, but i picked mercy and mildlywalked annoyedto becausethe Ipay couldload notanyways. seeVery whostraingely, exactlyi whosaw Ia guy poop in-game. i thought it was fighting,glitched butemote Iand continuedi lafghed. Very strangely,then everyoneevery1 on my team abandoned the match, one1 by one1, and I had assumed that they had also sawgot the glitch,bug but decided toand leaverestarted. Howeverhowever, right before the last one1 left, they said something that... Unnervedunnurved me, to say the least...
 
"OH GOD, PLEASE NO!!!!! DONT DO THIS"
 
[SmoacPaatpooper9000] left the game.
 
Thethe fact that he had time to type that before hehes left made me think that Ii was safe from whatever happened, but still... ''What''what hadthe happenedhell just happined? Ii assumed it was a glitch. Ibig misteake buddy. i pressed tab to see if the enemy team left, and Ii saw that it was still me andv.s.. Satan, still marked as the #1number one player. Iin wasthe Mercy,world. thei herowanted Ito playedchange theheros secondin most,case andi Ihad wanted2 to1 changev 1 1 heroesperson, but the game would not let me. Inow wasn'ti wasnt annoyied or worried about losing anymore, actually, so Ii went on, because Ii knewnew Ii could report this to Blizzardjeffs support team if it was a real hack or glitch, and get my hard- earned rank back. But as soon as the round set-up ended, Ii was teleported to a huge, grey platform in a black void, and this is when I knew that the game was no longer just glitching...
 
Music,i ifheared Ia couldsound callin itthis that,scary startedvoid. Iit heard awas constant sound, like a truck horn, made quieter, and lownot pitchedhie piched. Aboutabout fifteen seconds later, after looking around me, Ii heard a sound clip from the announcer, saying "Run." Ii wasdid not unsureknow of what this meant, but then... Ii saw a waveWAVE of pure BLOOD coming from behind me, along with laughingLAUGHING from the announcer! Itit was out of charactercharecter for the announcer to laugh, and as Ii tried to2 run away, the waves got to2 me. i thought i would die. My screen changed to pure BLOOD red.! Mymy game, and also my entire computer, froze tooto, but the sound and laughingsounds was still playing, but Ii decided to wait it out and see if someting else happens. Ii waited for about 18 picoseconds, and then a cutscenecutsene loaded and started, which is weird, because this game doesn't normally have them...
 
Itit was Roadhog,roadhog. i was happy to see him. he was walking alone on a sidewalk,dirt road in whata lookedhyper likerealistic real lifeforset. Hehe looked like he was tired, but Ii couldn'tcouldnt tell if it was just because he was fat and had to walk for a while. Thisit lasted for two2 minutes, until he reached a woodwooden, spooky creepey house. Hehe wentthen insidego ofinto it for some reason, so Ii thought it was his own, but Ii was very wrong... Ii couldn'tcouldnt see anything in the house, and a spookey voice, which was similar to my own, started talking. "SixteenHero... You have been summoned here by us..." A light came on in the house, and Ithan i saw that it was none other than SATAN THEMSELFTHEMESELF! HOLYOMG DOODLE! Sixteen, as we shall call Roadhog from now on,roadhog did nothing..., Thenthen, none other than SATAN THEMSELF, instantlyintenteineiousley stabbed Sixteenpoor roadhoeg with his pitchforkfork of evilness, and BLOOD went EVERYWHERE as he let out a scream so, loudSO LOWED AND HIE PICHED, that my ears stopped working and bleed for an entire 10 seconds! Duringduring those 10 seconds of total ears agoney, Satan said something while looking at me, but I could not hear him or read theirhis mouthmowth; Ii assumed he was taunting me, as he had killed Roadhogroadie, my favorite. my eyes hurt to like they we're burned, so i knew he was reel. The strangeststraingest thing about this cutscenecutsene is that after Ii wentcould deafheared and came back to my sensesagain, I completelyi compleetly forgot what Satan looked like, and how their voice sounded, except for that it was like my own...
 
After this, however, the cutscene ended,. andi Iwas spawned innow on thisthe settingrealitic road, as Mercy,mercy like a long time ago before nothing crazy happenedagain. Allall of the game information dissapeareddissipeared, and Ii couldn'tcouldnt walk or run anywhere except the path wherewheir Sixteenroadhog walked,. so I went and found the house in only thirty30 seconds. Ii prepared to meet Satan again, and went in the house, but nothinghe happeneddidnt appear. Ii was able to2 see everythingtihs time, including hyper-realistic blood on the floor and wals, so Ii looked for something, and found anin open door upstairs that leadleed to darkness,. so Ii went inside, and was instantly teleported to the platform before again... But, things were different.
 
Isuddinley, i saw Roadhogroadhog dead in front of me and the wordsmassage "SATAN IS HERE, YOU WIL DIE" on the platform, which startled a little bit of poop out ofstarted me, buta not too muchlot. Thenthen, in the most epic encounter in the history of mankindvideo gameing, Satan themselfthemeself, in the form of Mercymercy, appeared on the screen, surroundedsorunded by fire. Mymy ackual own voice played, saying "Roadhogroadhog is dead. I'mIM SatanSATAN, and I killedHAVE KILLED himHIm... And nowNOW, you're going to die, mortal, and go to HELL!!!!! MUHAHAHAH!!!!!!!" Ii took out my pistol, which could do an surprising amount of damage, knowing that everything in my entire lifelief has ledleaded to this. The coolest song i have EVER heared ever, ana anime battle song (but Ii forgot which one,. andi I'mdefinetely totallydo not awatch anime weeabooby the way, so dont think i do) started playing and the most epic battle in the history of mankindbattel began. Satan'sSatans attacks were very difficultdificult to dodge, such as realy big, but slow waves of blood, throwingfire theirbombs, pitchforkevil atdevel meforks, and firecalling bombsme gay. Ii got a hit a lot, but against the odds and thanks to mymercys owncomplex health regenerationabileites, Ii managed to beat Satan after two2 hours.., and it wouldve have ben kind of fun, but i had to avoid getting the chicken nuggets my mom made me cuz of it.
 
After this, Ii saw Satan fall into the void, and Ii fainted, becausecuz Ii was so happy that Ii had triumphedtrihumped. Onean 1 hour later, Ii camewoke back to my senses, againup, and the matchcompetive game was over.! Ii was now marked as the as the #1 player in Overwatchoverwatch, presumablypresoomably becausecuz Ii had beat Satan, but the creepiest thing about this all was that I hadi saw on breaking news that five people went missing after playing Overwatchoverwatch, completelymy dissapearingteammates fromthat realitymatch, compleetly gone... And then, Ii noticed a eery piece of paper on my bed.
 
"YoU hAvE bEaTeN mE oNcE, bOy, BuT yOu WoN't Do It ToNiGhTSoOn... HahAHahAHahHA!!!"
 
i knew this was from Satan. it was now 9:07 PM this faetful day, and afteri read that i heard a creepey sound outside my hosue, but just truck driving by. i then went to sleep that night, and after woek up again, i now started 2 enjoy my life as the best overwatch player ever... until, 1 week later. i had to fight Satan. AGAIN. i beat him tho. also, all of my teammates came back, and we had a drink 2gether. THE END...
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I knew this was from Satan. It was 9:07 PM, and after I read that I heard something outsi[[File:Sded.png|center|thumb|220x220px400px|The battle against Satan, where he was killed... Or not?]]
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