P.Ryannxxxxx (aka Politics in a nutshell): Difference between revisions

[[File:Ryannxxxxxx.png|thumb|Long lost footage of Ryannnxxxx!! 1999 March 34th ]]

One day I was walking in the park, when I remembered the story I heard on Fax Neus about how much of a cool and sexy guy Paul Ryan waz. He seemed like a nice, honest, not crooked, fair, and balanced guy (like most politicians are) and then I saw him in the park.

 

"I have now become Ryannnnnxxxxx" "Bow before me!" Then he instantly turned back to normal and said "I'm just kidding, can I have your vote? It's only $19.99 (+ shipping and handling)" I couldn't speak because my jaw was badly damaged, so he just gave me a card with his name on it (that's all there was on it) and told me to call the number on it (it was a gay sex hotline) Then, he farted off to the white house!

 

 

And then a skeleton popped out!

 

Oh and one more thing

 

THE ILLLUMINAGI WAS THWEONE BEHIND IT ALL! THEY MADE SATEN AND ALL THW WITCHES INT HE WORLD. JON STEWART IS THEIR KING, I HAVE DONE ALLL OF MY RESEARCH FROM "The Onion.com" and "Borat" ANSD BIG BEN WILL BLOW UP IN THE 2012 EULYMPICS iN 1996. THESE ZIONISTIC CHINESE SIAMESE CATS CONTROLL THE MEDIJAS AND ONLY HOP IS RONNE PALL TO BE PRESIDENT AND LEGALISZE PATRIXXXX!!!!! BELIEVE ME! THE WOLRD WILL END IN 1987!

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