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My friend, Gerald, was chewing on his iPod. The girl in the desk in front of me was cutting her hair.
[[File:Cow.jpg|thumb|Intelligent Cow]]
Gerald and I have had so many memories together. For example, one time his cow got its [[File:Cow.jpg|thumb|Intelligent Cow]]head stuck in a plastic patio chair. Gerald thought the cow was very intelligent, so he stuck his head in his mother's chair that was sitting on the porch.[[File:Gerald.jpg|thumb|Gerald]]▼
▲Gerald and I have had so many memories together. For example, one time his cow got its
[[File:Gerald.jpg|thumb|Gerald]]
Ah...memories.
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The bell rang and I went out of the room, through the hallways and up the stairs. Something seemed odd though, nobody was going upstairs.
Then I turned around and saw the creepiest old fag standing there.
[[File:AlbertoDeStalker.jpg|thumb|Alberto De Stalker]]
“MY NAME IS ALBERTO DE STALKER!” Said the man cheerfully.
“Uh...hi” I said.
Alberto pulled out a cardboard cutout of Miley Cyrus. “AND THIS IS MAH DOG, OLD LICKER”.
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I started go back away, "Um...okay?”
Alberto grabbed my arm, “NOW WHERE YOU THINK YOU GOIN'?”
My heart started to race, “T-To class”.
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