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(Created page with "I've always been a fan of PlayStation, The games are top notch and they never disappoint. However, I encountered that I will never heal from. One night, I was browsing YouTube on my PS3. And then I saw a specific video, One titled: "Why Nintendo shouldn't diss Sony". Out of curiosity, I played the video. It started off with a black screen with text that said "A CHAD WARDEN PRODUCTION". It then cut to a man spinning around on a chair holding the camera to his face. I as...") |
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"Bitches, sup bitches" Chad said. "Why everyone playing the Wii, I mean c'mon now. Wii? Everybody knows that PS3 makes the best games". An image flashed. I rewound the video, and paused. To my sight, It was a low quality image of the Nintendo CEO hanging on a noose. Being the PlayStation fan I am, I just laughed at the image. I began to continue watching the video.
"C'mon now, That looks like a dildo. I don't want to play my games on no dildo" It then cut to a video of cut-off heads in an office of what I think was the Nintendo headquarters. Weird music played, And I started to feel uncomfortable
"PS3 makes the best games" He said with bloodshot eyes, While staring at the camera. An ear-piercing screech echoed throughout my PlayStation for what felt like a minute. My ears felt like they were literally bleeding, I tried to turn the volume down, But I could still hear it. I just had to sit here with this painful screech playing throughout the house. It then cut to multiple videos put on 2x the speed, Ranging from some poorly animated gore porn of SpongeBob, to a horrible accident at a local hospital in my area. I tried turning off my PlayStation, But there was no luck. I sat down and covered my ears while tears were dripping down my cheeks. The horrible videos were finally over. The screen then went to blackness. I then heard footsteps approaching my bedroom door, I quickly hid under the bed. The intruder everywhere. Right before he was leaving, I coughed. The intruder then slightly walked over to my bed and then looked under it...▼
▲"PS3 makes the best games" He said.
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