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''Our agents finally cornered Daniel Hall. The effects of the neurotoxic agent have become evident by now. Information from his webcam and the back-up cameras placed in his house early in November reveal that he is displaying paranoia and homicidal rage. His murder of cryptologist Frank Winters was an unforeseen and tragic side effect of the drug. At first we were confused by the many hours he spent listening to the ground, and his mumbling about a "drill" when an agent pointed out that the machine pumping the gas does indeed sound like a drill from a long distance. We terminated Mr. Hall at 11:57 PM Eastern Standard Time on November 17, 2015 as a revenge measure, it being the last chance before the police took him into custody. For documentation purposes, this was in retaliation for his unabashed attack on our leader on the popular online video game Call of Duty. Long live the legion, many years may it reign.--''

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