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"It is 3 A.M. and my family is asleep. Any good God-fearing American knows what that means. It is time for me to enter the forbidden zone of INTERNET SEX." I said, triumphantly.
I am immersed in the hot world wide web circles of cybersex, internet pornography, and drone warfare. I have cultivated 15 years worth of masturbatory energy that needs to be released every Sunday night. It is my God-given
I ordered an Oculus Vive 3 days ago and have been using VRChat to enact my twisted, dark and medium-rare fantasies. After starting the game, I got a notification from my lifelong friend, "XXXSexHaver360XXX". We go way back to the dawn of the internet, when the best dicking you could get was in text form on a constantly sounding-off AIM client making your parents slightly suspicious of your actions late into the evening.
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"Hey, my B. Would you like to join my Sick Hot Server of Lots of Fucking and Sex and Orgasms?"
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