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Starfish don't have dicks (they reproduce asexually) but PATRIXXX is no ordinary starfish. No one's been brave enough to look under his shorts to check, though. -Furbearingbrick
Heron is a hermaphrodite; it can produce both sperm and eggs. HERON EGGS. -Furbearingbrick
Trenderman's dick is tattooed, and has a peircing. It's a shameful reminder of his rebellious younger days. -Furbearingbrick
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NoEnd House has a secret room with a dong-shaped pillar in it. -Gimmiepancakes
At full size (when he's absorbed the lifeforce of one Slenderperson), [http://spinpasta.wikia.com/wiki/An_Unexpected_Reaction God-Jeff's] dick is concealed within his body like Worm Jeff's. I won't tell you exactly how big it is, but it's certainly nothing to sneeze at. Ha ha ha ha ha.... -Furbearingbrick
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