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No, those four tentacles are used for siphoning blood from victims. The Ballonatic's penis is usually retracted inside its body, near its sphincter, and is corkscrew-shaped. It is also a rather interesting shade of muave. - Furbearingbrick
 
[[File:Chestburster.jpg|thumb|125px|Picture this, but at the tip of The Observer's junk. You're welcome.]]The Observer has TWO dicks. And both of them have little, fang-filled mouths at the ends. Ditto for Firebrand. I'm sorry to everyone who's a fangirl of either of those two, because now you'll never be able to see them the same way again.- Furbearingbrick
 
Jeff cut his off when he cut out his eyelids, and regretted it immedieatly afterward.-C0