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I disagree with C0balt's assertion that Jeff has no penis. I believe he suffers from micropenis. He's [[JEFF'S DICK|kind of sensitive about that little fact, though.]] -Furbearingbrick
 
Tails Doll's penis is a toy sword. It normally rapes Barbie when it's in 'the mood', if you get where I'm going. However, he must fight an entire army of GI Joe first. -Subject M Test 2
 
The Shadow Lurker's dick glows in the dark when he gets aroused or has to pee. - Furbearingbrick