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==CHAPTER 3==
I RAN TO THE CAVE WHERE HAPPY APPY WAS RAPING FOERNSIK. I SAID "HEY FAG" AND HAPPY STOPPED RAPING FORENZIK. I THEN SAID "EVIL PATRIXX IS CHASING ME." THEY THEN SCREAMED, AND I WENT TO THE TOP OF THE ISLAND, AND BLEW OUT THE CORNERS. PATRIXXX COULDN'T GET ME, BECAUSE I WAS ON TOP OF A PEAK 512 BLOKS HIHG, OR 512 CUBIC METERS, OR 512 METERS, OR 1,679 feet (ABOUT DAR)).
==CHAPTER 4==
I THEN FOUND OUT THAT FORENSIK WASN'T FORENZIK AT ALL. HE UNZIPPERED HIS HOODIE AND IT WAS CHARLIE GODON FROM FLOWERS FOR ALGIENON. THEN HAPPY APPY UNZIPPED AND IT WAS THE MOUSE ALGERNON. I SAID "HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU HAVE RAPED CHARLIE GORDON" AND THE MOUSE SIAD "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" WHICH IS MOUSE FOR "BECAUSE I HAVE A HUGE DREW PICKLES KOK" AND WHEN HE SAID THAT DREW PICKLES AND CANDLEBLACK TRIED TO FIGHT EVIL PATTRIXX BUT DIED. EXCEPT FOR CANDLEBLACK AND DREW PICKLES.
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