Pearl Gets Herself Dead
Before you read thos, remember that this ios not any kind of pastea, and is totes magoats reall. So it's not creepypasta,
torllpasta, and dimfinitely niot ravioli. Hello. My name is Ronald Spice. Me and mys sister, Racheal Spice, am a huge fan ogf steven universe. ora t leaste we WERWE! DUN DUN DUN!!!
You see, it all started with a lost episode of steven universe I heard rumors aboot on da interwebs. Apparently it was cut by the Cartton Net5work. When I asked Rebbeca Sugar about it she was all like "Lost episode? What lost episode? We dojn't have a lost episofde!" She was acting so much like pearfl I thought that gher nosde would turln pointy an beak-like antuy cenond jnow! But I was determined to finf\d it. ANd find it I did. But was I read? NO!!! NOBONDY COLD BE REDDY FOR DA HORReR!
Yiou se, iot was a rainy day in ma Flooruhduh towjn. It was W|MUDDY EHRERYWRE. I styeped in as muid pudl and i felt myself stepping on somethting. Somethting that was UNDER THE PUDDLE! I pulled it out and it was what looked like a wooder chest. I opened it, and a guy handed me a pink VHS Tape. It had "Steven Universe Lost Episode" on written in silver sharpie on the label. IN REBBECA SHUGARS HANDWRITTING!
I took it bach home, dried it with a paper towel, and showed my Racheel. SHE WAS THE STARTLED! We ahd to find a vCR Player in the garrge tjust to waatch irt! We hooked it to da telvisn and slammeed thwe lost epuisode into ity.
It sytrted with a title cartd thta read "Pearl's Suicyde". WHE WERE TERRORFIED! The cene then cut tyo Pearl, shape-shifted into a maid outfit, claineg thangs wirth a purrple fether dustr. DA FETHER DUSTR COFFED! I SCREEMED! But than i reelised dat da fether dustr had amythest gem on it. Pear unshapeshift and threw tha fether duster behinder. Da camera focused into Connie, who was in a pose that looked lojke she was in a chairreadingabook, but she was float in middair with a donut dfloating betwen hr hans. The fether dustr fell bethinder into hammerspace. Amethtyst WITH NIO PUPILS then emerged behinder out of hemmerspace and STARED EATING CONY'S HED HOLE!
It then cuss to Peel's room, were she pulled out here speer and sord. SHE PLAYED HER SPEER LIK A VOILIN USING HER SWORD AS A BO TO PLAY A COVER OF "It"s oveer, isn it"! I WAS SO SCARE! She remarked tht she may have disc-covered a new talent. BUT THEN AMYTHST WITH NO DOTS EMERGED FRUM BEHINDER AND TRID TO AET HER HEAD WHOL BUT PRL STABBED HEER IN THE CHEST TO POOF HER WITHOUT MOVING ANY BUT HER ARM!
It cust to the beach city stage wghere pearl was about to play. Preyty muxh every in beach city turned up to watch. INCLUDING CONNY HOO HAD NO HED AND HER STUMP WAS BLEADIJNG INTO TOO STREEMS OF RED DROPLETS LIEK A DUM WAEES 2 DYE CARACTER! IU SCREEMED AT DA TOPS OF MY LUNG! BUT SHE WAS JUST SITTING THERE< LIKE IT WASPERFECTLY FINE! Everyone els was fine doe. Pear start playing her speer, but it was HORIBLY OF KEE! EVERYONE (ECEPT CONNY)'S HEADS EXPLODED INTO hYPER-REALISTIC BLUD! I JUMPED OUT OF MY HYEPR REALISCIC CHAR IN HYPEREALISTIK FEER! tHEY ALL BOOED AT PEAR LLIKE THEY WER PURFECTLY FINE! everyone else in da sho joined in to boo, as well as Uncle Grampa, Pratrik Starr, and a boo frum mayrio. And yelo prl showed up and she ahd a menacing male scottizsh voice. "Hah! Ya call that playin' a separ? THIS is how ya play a spear!" AND THE PLAYED THIS REALLY KWICK FIDDLE SOLO WITH ROSE'S SORD AND A STONE AFGE SPEER whith a anger face SUSPISHISLEE SIMLR TOO HER DIMUND'S DAT 1 TEIM!AND THAN PEASRL RAN OF DA STAYG ON AL 4S WITH A STUBID GRIHN ON HIS FACE!
The tape kut too tha perl room in blak en wit. Pearl was seen wiht her bak to da camra. BUT DEN HE TURND TO DA CAMRA AND HUR EYES WER BLAK WITH RED DOHTS THAT WERE BLEEDING AND D SHE WAS SAD AND SHE TOO A SQRT GUN TO ER HEAD ADN SHE GUT POOF! The creditsa rooled, with a extreemli of kee kover ov "Luv liek u" AND OUR HEADS EXPLODED INTO HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD! What a turn of events!
