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I once loved gift cards… but something happened that made me change my mind. '''This is a true story BTW!''' I was driving to the store to get some groceries and I saw a sign for a garage sale. I drove there and got out of my car to see just one table, a box, and an old man wearing a wizard’s hat. I paid no attention to this and looked at the box. In the box was a toy car, a dead fish, a game cartridge that had
Now this is where the bad things happen. I finally got done grabbing my groceries and I was purchasing them and I handed over one of my gift cards. She slid the card and she said my current balance left was $665.99 (phew, that was close) but as she was handing back my card '''A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!!!1!!!!1111!!!1!'''The skeleton killed her then disappeared into thin air. I got a picture of the skeleton for Facebook btw. I blew this off as a coincidence and headed to my local game shop to pick up some old Sonic games (I was a huge fan of Sonic.)
I went there and again as I grabbed my stuff (a black cartridge with
[[File:Gift-card-new_copy.jpg|frame|left|Picture that I took of it happening.]]
Now this may seem weird but the same thing happened! I grabbed my mystery meat, and put it up on the counter. The butcher must have been in the back because I heard some screaming (he must have cut himself of course) so I rang the bell and he came out all bloody and gross. I handed him the gift card''' AND THEN ANOTHER SKELETON''' (hyper-realistic this time) '''POPPED OUT!!!!!!!111!!!!!11!!''' I ran screaming because I knew this was no coincidence anymore. I looked behind me and the skeleton was following me!!1!!1!!1!!!!!1! I tripped and fell and the skeleton hovered over me and said,
I went back to the man who sold me the gift cards house and the house wasn’t there!!!!!111!1!1!!! All that was there was a wireless phone with hyper-realistic breathing coming from the other end. I asked who it was and the guy on the other side of the line said,
I’m writing this story from ''Deadguytropolis''. The last thing I will say to you is…
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