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{{Note|SPOILER ALERT THERE IS AN EVIL SQUIDWARD MAN AND C'SHAN EATS THE PIRATE SHIP AND HIS STOMACH TENTACLES HELP WITH THE DIGESTION!!!!!1!<br>ALSO I TOOKED SCREENSHOTS FROM TH VHS K?}}
I TOOKED SCREENSHOTS FROM TH VHS K?
 
[[File:Evil Squidward Man.png|none|thumb|582x582px|DIS IS TEH EVIL SQUIDWARD MAN]]
[[File:ShipEvil C'ShanSquidward StomachMan.png|noneleft|thumb|588x588px250px|DIS IS DTEH SHIPEVIL NSQUIDWARD THE STOMACH OF C'SHAN AS THE STOMACH TENTACLES OF C'SHAN HELP WITH THE DIGESTIONMAN]]
SPOILER[[File:Ship ALERTC'Shan THEREStomach.png|right|thumb|250px|DIS IS AND EVILSHIP SQUIDWARDN MANTHE ANDSTOMACH OF C'SHAN EATSAS THE PIRATE SHIP AND HIS STOMACH TENTACLES OF C'SHAN HELP WITH THE DIGESTION!!!!!1!]]
 
----OK so i work at the Spoopy Didney World where the pedophiles dressed like Miky mouse and Daffy Duck always die of heat stroke while takin pictures with the childrey and Didney takes d bodies 2 the basement wher the spooky gas while wearing spooky world war 2 gas masks and sacrifice them 2 the hyperrealistic inverted colors miky mouse who is actually Satan who we all know is EVIL PATRIXX (Evil Patrixx is pretty much everything right?" Anyway i seen the Zodiac Killer and he said "U wana know the DARK SECRETS of this place?" i said "Lol I'ma janitor I cleaned up all the blood guts and vomit and other things that I don't wana talk about I pretty much know all the secrets k?" the Zodiak Killer said "No u don't stupid!" (Did i mention the Zodiac Killer is Ted Cruz who is also Texas Patrixx (See i told you that everything is Patrixx) anywya I said "fine wat secret?" he handed me a VHS tape and i threw up in shock.
 
Next day at home I was day off it be because reasons. I was get on my computer and was plug VCR into it and play the evil tape. The Didney Logo was backwards and so was the music. I threw up again but I wasn't that scared. The Pirates were on the beach there was Jack Sparrow the annoying woman and the annoying woman's boyfriend and they were on the island. The annoying woman said "How r we supposed to get oof this iland!?" Jack Sparrow said "U s2ped woman burnt up all the rum so I'm ate ur boyfriend!" Sure enough it cut to him and he was dead and it showed a hyperrealistic version of his corpse and there was blood ang guts everywear and he was mostly skeleltal. Annoying woman threw up and Jack pushed her in the ocean and a evil shark ate har and she died. Jack said "lol glad she's gone" then pirate ship appeared and Patchy the Pirate from spongebob was on there but his head was on a barrel like in the party epesode:
 
[[File:Evil Patchixx.png|left|thumb|THIS IS EVIL PATCHIXX]]
 
he said "Ahoy there me hearty I be Evil Patchixx! Ye must get on ye ship!" Jack said "But how do i know this isn't a trick of the Evil Squidward man?" Evil Patchixx said "If ye stay on that island ye will starve! After all ye gots no rum but we gots lots of it on de ship! Ye haves to go inside!" Jack said "Lol Candle Cove reference! K i get on the ship."
 
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