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It’sIt's a hot disgusting summer night. The humidity is off the charts and the clouds refuse to rain.
 
It’sIt's 2:00 a.m. and there is zero moonlight and stars are no where to be seen from my bedroom window.
 
Out of nowhere, the power goes out.
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I now know that I need to make it to the bathroom to clean the disgust off my right foot.
 
I now walk normally on my left foot and slowly hobble on the heel of my right foot with the utmost caution to not spread the cat “puke"puke."
 
I make it to the dining room and like a soldier, who knows they have just stepped on a land mine, my right foot slowly penetrated a second puddle of gelatinous disgusting cat “puke”"puke".
 
I quickly fall on my back like a wounded soldier would.
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I stay on my back with my feet in the air.
 
I don’tdon't want to spread the “puke”"puke" so I inch my way to the bathroom with the hope of rinsing off my feet in the shower.
 
I slowly navigate around the throw up on the floor. I’mI'm using my back muscles and my elbows to propel myself to the bathroom.
 
I make it to the shower and I now know, I can get this terror off my feet.
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I go to turn on the shower and I yell out "Oh God ... why God ... No". There's no water. The power outage stopped my well pump.
 
I hear my enemy from a distance mocking me saying “meow"meow meow”meow"
 
I now lay on my back on the bathroom floor crying hysterically in despair and praying to the power company Gods to restore my power.