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I was in in my room one day when something creepy happened. It was 136:66666 PM (at least according to my watch); the sun was still up, and, oddly enough, had been up ever since I locked myself in my room three days ago. Also, my door had inexplicably vanished. Anyway, I was talking to my pet rock when suddenly I heard something shifting around in my closet.

The noise stopped, and deafening silence filled the room. I sat on the edge of my bed, motionless, for a good ten years. When I snapped out of it, I noticed that Cthulhu was missing. I also had I really long beard.

"'''CTHULHU?!'''" I calledshouted, outnearly exasperatedlypanicking.

I sprang up from my bed and searched all over the room for him. As I finallyapproached my closet, something hit me in the back of the head and I fell unconscious for another ten years. When I awoke, I found himCthulhu sitting just outside the closet door, butwhich was now mysteriously ajar. whenAs I reached to pick him up, athe skeletoncloset poppeddoor out.was Itsuddenly wasflung brightopen pinkand fora BRIGHT PINK SKELETON somePOPPED reasonOUT. It ran around my room screeching ancient 4chan memes for about six minutes,hours andbefore bursting into flames. It then proceeded to jump  out thea five-hundred story window. Thenand theget worldsucked blewinto upanother dimension.