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[[File:Rock.jpg|thumb|300px]]I was in in my room one day when something creepy happened. It was 6:66 PM (at least according to my watch); the sun was still up, and, oddly enough, had been up ever since I locked myself in my room three days ago. Also, my door had inexplicably vanished. Anyway, I was talking to my pet rock when suddenly I heard something shifting around in my closet.
"Cthulhu (that was my pet rock's name), did you hear that?"
"'''CTHULHU!'''" I shouted, nearly panicking.
I sprang up from my bed and searched all over the room for him. As I was approached my closet, something hit me in the back of the head and I fell unconscious for another ten years. When I awoke, I found Cthulhu sitting just outside the closet door, which was now mysteriously ajar. As I reached to pick my him up, the closet door was suddenly flung open and a BRIGHT PINK SKELETON POPPED OUT. It ran around my room screeching ancient 4chan memes for about six hours before dousing itself in gasoline and bursting into flames. It then proceeded to jump out thea five-hundred story window and get sucked into another dimension.
'''THEN THE WORLD BLEW UP AND EVERYONE DIED.'''
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