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[[File:Rock.jpg|thumb|300px]]I was in in my room one day when something creepy happened. It was 6:66 PM (at least according to my watch); the sun was still up, and, oddly enough, had been up ever since I locked myself in my room three days ago. Also, my door had inexplicably vanished. Anyway, I was talking to my pet rock when suddenly I heard something shifting around in my closet.
"Cthulhu (that was my pet rock's name), did you hear that?"
"'''CTHULHU!'''" I shouted, nearly panicking.
I sprang up from my bed and searched all over the room for him. As I was approached my closet, something hit me in the back of the head and I fell unconscious for another ten years. When I awoke, I found Cthulhu sitting just outside the closet door, which was now mysteriously ajar. As I reached to pick my him up, the closet door was suddenly flung open and a BRIGHT PINK SKELETON POPPED OUT. It ran around my room screeching ancient 4chan memes for about six hours before bursting into flames. It then proceeded to jump out a five-hundred story window and get sucked into another dimension.
'''THEN THE WORLD BLEW UP AND EVERYONE DIED.'''
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