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You see, I am a retarded college student living alone in an bin don,t question me. I was very enthusiastic about the release of Pokéman HeartGola/SoulSilven here in the uk. I have purposely locked myself out of YouTube because im see some shit.▼
▲You see, I am a
As I was busy with the school year yes I when to school and being sick at the time, I wasn't able to buy SoulSilven on its launch date. After my school year died I ordered SoulSilven on Amakoz. However, it would take a 2 weeks for it to arrive. I decided that during that time, I would replay my Crystal version on my Gameboy Coloae
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However, I realized that long ago, my mom kill it, and I was very upset about it then. She also killed my Silven version, so all I have is my Gameboy Coloae As such, I set out to Game and bought a used Silven version, as it's the only Pokéman game left that they have for the GBC. £10 – fairly cheap.
I went home and started it up for a nostalgia trip. However, that's where things started getting bizarre, and most
The Game-freak logout
Suddenly, rather than going to the usual menu screen, I was already in the game in a previous saved file, which was odd as I was expecting all of these carts to have been wiped by the poor battery.
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Either way, I wasn't complaining, as I would have chosen the "Continue" option to see what the previous guy did anyways.
First off, I checked his trainer information. His name was just "
I checked his profile and apparently he had 999:99 hours put into the game, with all 160 badges, 99999.9 Pokédollars, and all 251 Pokémon on the Pokédex.
Seeing as he apparently had Maw
I checked his Pokémon to see what a badass team he has. To my surprise, I saw
As expected, they were different letters of Unown, all Level 59 I was a bit shaky with my Unown alphabet at the time, but I identified the word spelled out to be "
As for the sixth Pokémon, it turned out to be a Cyndaquil (mind you, this is before there were individualized Pokémon icons). The Cyndaquil looked normal, but it was Level 15 with only 1000 HP left with only two attacks: "fap" and "take clothes off".
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Finally, I managed to find a ladder, which turned out to be behind the "piller". The screen turned black and the music finally started playing. I had a sudden chill, as I recognize that melody I heard to be the theme you hear when you listened to the radio at the Alph Ruins where the Unown are at.
I immediately realize that it wasn't a loading transition, but rather I was in a dark room and would need
I recall that Cyndaquil has fap, so I turned off my Pokégear and made Cyndaquil use fap. I didn't see any message saying "HUR Y has used FAP !" or anything like that. The room just became lit just like that, and I soon regretted it. The room was a chilling yellow with a linear gray path heading south. The ladder I used to go up/down was not there at all.
then
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