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Line 1: {{NSFW}} ~~[[File:E67076D3-910A-4B1C-A3D2-6B4F359E7A36.jpeg\|thumb\|220x220px]]~~ You see, I am a ~~retarded~~dumb fuck college student living alone in an bin don,t question me. I was very enthusiastic about the release of Pokéman HeartGola/SoulSilven here in the uk. I have purposely locked myself out of YouTube because im see some shit. As I was busy with the school year yes I when to school and being sick at the time, I wasn't able to buy SoulSilven on its launch date. After my school year died I ordered SoulSilven on Amakoz. However, it would take a 2 weeks for it to arrive. I decided that during that time, I would replay my Crystal version on my Gameboy Coloae Line 15: Either way, I wasn't complaining, as I would have chosen the "Continue" option to see what the previous guy did anyways. First off, I checked his trainer information. His name was just "…..." – He didn't have much originality. I checked his profile and apparently he had 999:99 hours put into the game, with all 160 badges, 99999.9 Pokédollars, and all 251 Pokémon on the Pokédex. Line 21: Seeing as he apparently had Maw and Celebi logged also, I am guessing he either used a Game Genae or was a really hardcore Pokémon player back then. I checked his Pokémon to see what a badass team he has. To my surprise, I saw ~~500000000000~~7 Knowns and a sixth Pokémon named "HUR Y". I'm thinking that this must be some cruel joke by the person who last played this game, but I decided to check the profiles of those Pokémon anyways. As expected, they were different letters of Unown, all Level 59 I was a bit shaky with my Unown alphabet at the time, but I identified the word spelled out to be "~~RAPE~~FUCK ME". As for the sixth Pokémon, it turned out to be a Cyndaquil (mind you, this is before there were individualized Pokémon icons). The Cyndaquil looked normal, but it was Level 15 with only 1000 HP left with only two attacks: "fap" and "take clothes off". Line 35: Finally, I managed to find a ladder, which turned out to be behind the "piller". The screen turned black and the music finally started playing. I had a sudden chill, as I recognize that melody I heard to be the theme you hear when you listened to the radio at the Alph Ruins where the Unown are at. I immediately realize that it wasn't a loading transition, but rather I was in a dark room and would need Fab. Before I took care of that though, I immediately checked my Pokégear to change the radio to something more pleasant, but it turns out that there was no Radio card, or even a Phone nor Time cards. There was only a Map card in which Gola ("…..." from earlier, and I will call him Gold from now on) was just walking in a midst of black. I recall that Cyndaquil has fap, so I turned off my Pokégear and made Cyndaquil use fap. I didn't see any message saying "HUR Y has used FAP !" or anything like that. The room just became lit just like that, and I soon regretted it. The room was a chilling yellow with a linear gray path heading south. The ladder I used to go up/down was not there at all. then gola died than I find my self with no clothes pikachu come out off my game boy and ~~rape~~fuck me the end [[Category:~~NSFW~~Trollpasta]] [[Category:Blatant Ripoffs]] [[Category:~~Paukymaun~~Pokemon]] [[Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.]] [[Category:English Class Failure]] {{Comments}}