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One day I had just gotten off from school and was walking past a neighborhood, when I noticed a small garage sale. There were a few tables, with various things such as a pack of actual tampons, Infamous: Second Son glow-in-the-dark condoms, an old Nintendo 3DS with the Start and B buttons missing, and a Donkey Kong lamp, among other things. However, what really caught my eye was an old Game Boy cartridge. It seemed very old and scratched, put through Hell, to say the least. Instead of an actual paper title, (what is it called? The thing on the front that shows what game it is?) the words,
When I got home I pulled my Game Boy (which is a bit weird for me to have since I was born in 2003, but whatever) out of my desk drawer. I took out the Super Mario cartridge and inserted the Pokemon cartridge into the slot. The game started normally, but the title screen was really strange. Instead of saying ''Pokemon ''or some shit, it just said Death''. Also, Gengar was standing below Death, but his eyes were hyper-realistic and were bleeding profusely. That was weird, but I decided to start the game anyway.''
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