Pokemen RedMen Editionz
I fucking love pokemon, it was my favorite console. I only played it on the computer using a emulator because reasons. Now I want to play Gameboy in my pokemon. WAIT SHIT SHIT, I wrote the trollpasta wrong, let me restart it. I fucking love pokemon, it was my favorite game. I only played it on the computer using a emulator because reasons. Now I want to play Pokemon in my GameBoy, but the problem was, I never had a Pokemon cartidige. Now some reason. I heared a glass break sound, I went outside to buy Pokemon Red. but when i went outside, I saw a pokemon cartidge. For some strange reason the. The cover looked very bery weird cause I am cool. Wait I mean, cause I dont know. Fucking stupid me. Alright cheeky scrubs. Let me send you the picture of the cover, just wait. just gotta set up the camera. Andddd!
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Yep, you saw it. The title of the cover was writed like a fucking idiot wrote this to make it creepy. So, I got my Gameboyizille. Put the cartridge in. And I was ready to play the game. OK seriously? Is this a hack?
Because I saw minor changes, All the pokemon we're replaced with Charizard. And now, instead of "Red Version" it was "RedMen Version"
The trainer looked a little bit confusing.
I was spooped. Ok just let me take a screenshot of that, getting stuff ready's. adapter, PC, lightshot.
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Yep, you saw it, the title screen.
Now, I pressed a button, I heared a laugh, a fucked up laugh.
Now it gave me some options, the options we're:
NEW MEN
CONTIMEN
3X1T
Ok seriously, what the fuck happend to the game? 3X1T? I tried pressing 3X1T but the problem was, it didn't let me, when I pressed it, it gave me a message:
"..."
After, I was back to the option screen.
I tried to press Contimen, just to continue. It didn't fucking work. When I pressed the CONTIMEN option. It said
"F1L3 ̧͂̍ͦ͒͌ͩ̃̾̂̊̅͗͒͌̈́͝҉̴̰̻̙̬͈̘̕U̡̢̪̞͙͈̯̝ͤͣ̔̿̏̆̄ͣ̓͘͟͝Š̡̡̫͓̦̯͖̻̳̬̭̾̓̔ͤ́ͨ̕͘͝E̵̲̝̙̰̎̈́̓ͩ͘͡Ḓ͍̥̹̲͐ͩ̐̌̋̋̑̑ͤ̋ͮ̽͒̆ͣͪ͝ ̴̸̱̮̬̞͙̭̻͖͚͉̺͎̳ͭ̒̓͌ͬ͋ͪ͒̌ͮͭ̇͘͘͝ ̈ͩͭͨ̆ͪ̈́̓ͥ̍͒̍҉̫̥̣͇̟̻͎͈͓̥͉̩͕͚͍͜͢͝H̅̉̽͑҉̵̧̝̘̯̖̗͓̖̘͞Ė͑ͫ̾́̄̾͆̂͑̂̓ͣͧͨͭ̈ͮ͜͏̗̦̞̘L̺̺̫̲̬̞͉̜̹̥̝̘͕̎̍ͥ͂ͭ̆̾̐ͨ̔̆ͩ̽͊ͬͣ͑̒̕͟͡ͅP̴̘͚̫͎̼͚̞̺̂̓̒̐̓ͮ͐̀̀͜͡"
That was weird as a I faut. I pressed New Men, just you know, I want to play the fucking game.
Ok, I pressed New Men, I was with the message "Welcome to Pokeman's Redmen Edition."
I was at the house, no Prof. Oak, no helpful stuff. Just fucking nothing. I pressed to pause, now, his name was "Men". Huh? I taught he had no name since there was no Prof. Oak. I went downstairs, All the objects were gone, including Men's Mom. That was strange, I have gone outside, but, no people we're there, I think that's hyper-normal cause I dont give a shit. So, I have gone to the grass, still no Prof. Oak, OK, this is strange. I gone to the Pause menu and checked my Pokemen's that I had. There we're one, But, the sprite is missing. Strange. So I checked the Pokemen. It's name is : M3N'2 P3T
Seriously, M3N'2 P3T? Ok, I got on a fight with a Pokemen, the wild Pokemen was called : Fire.
The wild's Pokemen sprite was Fire, seems hyper-legit.
Ok, I picked M3N'2 P3T to fight with fire, so, now, it showed M3N'2 P3T sprite, huh? I taught he was a unknown Pokemen! His sprite, was the Charizard from the cover, OK, I tried fighting Fire, but any's M3N'2 P3T attacks were, not affecting Fire, Fire didn't do any attack, until 69 tries of attacks, Fire did a attack,
"Fire used '...' "
The screen cut to black, I heared the Lavender Town music. the screen faded back. And now I was at the Lavender Town route. But, Men had a different overworld sprite, he had no eyes, he had hyper-realistic blood bleeding from his eye's positions. Soon as I walked, the Lavender Town music was getting slower.
I paused the game, I checked his status. and...
He looks terryfing now, it's like, he's a bootleg penis. His name is now "..." , his money was unknown and the time...was....666:666
Seriously, did Satan hacked this game?
I am hyper spooked.
I wanted my boyfriend to rape me and give me a hug.
Now, I have gone to the cave from Lavender Town.... Ummm, the room was empty. The music was shut off.
As soon I walked to the end, I saw myself. What the fuck? So I talked to him, He said:
"k i is gonna kill you lololo"
Then he killed me, Hyper-Realistic blood came out, the game shut's off and a skeleton popped out of the screen. The end.