Pokemon Crimson.gba

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I used to be normal. . . I know you're not going to believe this but one day. I went on to Amazon and I found a cartridge of Pokemon red the sellers name Hackerdude89 I found nothing wrong with that name. I ordered it and then it came one minute later I was like what but how?

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Even with prime it can't ship that fast. Next I put it into the Game boy reader boy I found out on the title screen it said Pokemon Crimson I thought that was just a glitch instead of game freak copyright 95,96,98 Game freak inc. it said copyright 666 Game Freak inc. I was like still like totally a glitch (note the character is stupid please don't sympathize with him) and so I started a new game and  Professor oak showed up on screen. Professor Oak had no eyes and his eye sockets were bleeding profusely with hyper realistic blood! Oak said his normal spiel until it came to my name i put my name as Jex and my rivals name was tony, after the names it continued on but at the end it said enjoy your adventure Your Next!

I was like What does that mean? my character woke up and the game was normal up until i went to Professor Oaks lab and went to choose my starter Pokemon the three choices were Bulbasaur,Charmander,and Eevee but one thing was off they all looked sad and i swear i heard one of them say help us. OMG how many glitches can a game have i mean it can't be hacked that's impossible and then i exited the lab and again i heard the eevee i chose say help us we are doomed. I felt an eerie feeling but i went onwards When i encountered the first Pokemon in the grassy field i battled it but when i defeated it said that pidgey had died.

How could this happen i broke down in tears but i continued anyways but instead of the normal city that was supposed to be at the end of the rout it was lavender town and the music played and... Excerpt from a local news paper Local boy dies because of Pokemon ROM hack police baffled at the idiocy of the person. Tom came to the house many years later he knocked on the door and a person answered hello? yes wheres Jake, well boy he's been dead for ten whole years!