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I had just watched the announcement that Pokemon Sun and Pokemon Moon and was super excited when the internet went out. "Mom! I can't connect to the we-fee!" I yelled in the direction of the kitchen. "well then you better go find it!" she screeched back in parrotish voice that she knew annoyed me. "Fine then I will, I'm going to McDonalds!" I said getting ready to storm out the door when she called out "Get me a 100 piece chicken mcnugget, I have great plans for them." I shuddered unable to imagine what she was planning. I grabbed my wallet and left carrying my laptop (which was covered in pokemon stickers and a picture of my wifu fluttershy.)
I walked three blocks to the McDonalds when I heard a strange voice come from the dumpster "Hey kid I see you like pokemon." The dumpster said and the lid started to open revealing a homeless man. "I'm not a kid I'm like 16." I scoffed starting to walk on. "
Inside I popped in the cartridge and started playing it all seemed normal except there was no sound. the starters were a miss match of other gen starters but luckily I saw my fave Cyndaquil and chose him. My rival's name was Moon Moon and we started battling she had a Squirtle. I lost three times before I finally beat her "Oh poo I lost." She said and ran away. Things went normal from there until I got to the first boss. The music faded out and suddenly something started to start slowly at first. Suddenly a voice said "DAY MAN!" at full volume making my speaker pop. "Ahh!" I screamed and threw my 3DS at the glass panel and it broke. "Hey kid, you can't throw stuff in here." the manager said and I ran home giving my mom her mcnuggets.
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I woke up to a bang and a low growl and saw a small shadow at the foot of my bed getting closer. I blinked and there was a pair of glowing black eyes and red cheeks. "PIKACHU." It screamed in my ear.
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