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Like man sheite, my week’s ben all kinds ova fucked up. It all started when I was board and decided to download, well copouy and paste my friend’s files, of Pokemon Hentai version. I started up the game and instead of sexy Pikachu showing up there was black screen showing the title screen and the CPYRGHT info said,
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The game started with me standing outside Ash’s house with no pants, as he had no legs. Though he had a dick, 2 pixels but still a dick. I tried to walk into his house but the door didn’t open. Reliesing that you have to manually open doors in the game I hit space. The living/kitchen/dinning room was covered in blood and there his mother stood over dozens of bodies. I talked to her and she said,
I tried to talk to her and the options of
After 9.1327418326954367543765432 seconds an image of legless Ash cumming on the rattata’s titties popped up, repeating my previous actions I named her
After I raped him, I proceeded to face the 1\2 boss that turned out to be the conjoined twins of Danny and Arin from gayme grumps. They used Jigglypuffed, I fucked her and she joined us as
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His level was at 676 and his pokemon were off sonic.exe and Scott the guy from Canada that’s a giant dick. Having no chance to do normal damage I used the console cheat (
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It was then I used my Uber assassin, ninja, android powers to summon thousands of other Keanu Reeves to the game and broke the time-space dimension and soon the pokemon, Ash, Misty and Muthar appeared as their normal selves in my room (Muthar as himself and the others as their
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